Eve

El Diablo Never Misses Her Target

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{OOC} 

This is an in character sideblog to @evie-el-diablo . Eve is a Rick & Morty OC, an alternate version of Diane Sanchez whom is an assassin among the multiverse, most commonly known for killing Ricks across the Central Finite Curve, whose main goal is to fine the Rick who killed her original version of Rick & Beth. She lives and breathes vengeance. 

Every post on here -- text, media, reblogs, tags, will be in character ONLY. The opinions, mindset, ideals, morals, philosophies, and the things my muse says or does are all her own, not mine.

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i'm tired. i'm so tired of fighting. i'm so tired of holding onto the anger and the pain. but what else do i have left to hold onto?

[fuuuckyoou]

@multiversemurderess replied;  That’s funny. I thought you cried over me or whatever it was Morty said. But, I’d prefer it if you didn’t throw yourself into the blender dimension…. Try the skinning dimension. It’d last longer.

I DIDN’T FUCKING CRY, MORTY’S A LYING PIECE OF SHIT. yeah okay, fine, i’m going to fucking throw myself into the skinning dimension because at least it’ll fucking hurt less than being around you. 

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Is he a piece of shit or are you looking at him and seeing too much of yourself in him thanks to your own corruption? What did you expect, sweetheart? For me to actually care about you? I dedicate my life to killing thousands of you, what the fuck makes you think even for a second that I actually loved you??

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Fuck love, I'm getting high.

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God, what am I doing crying? El Diablo doesn't get sad, El Diablo doesn't feel, El Diablo doesn't cry. Weapons don't weep.

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I'm so sorry, Morty. You deserve a better grandmother than me. I can't love you the way you want me to, the way I used to be able to. I do love you, but I just... I can't love you the way you need. I can't stay.

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I'm a terrible mother, I can't believe I couldn't have done anything to stop it. No broken bones should have stopped me. I was so weak. I couldn't do anything...

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I'm so sad. I miss my baby. I never got to see her grow up, find love, live out my life with her. She was taken from me and her life was taken from her; her childhood, her teenage years, her adulthood. All of it. She never got to live any of it.

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I'm so fucking angry. No matter how many of them I kill, the anger won't stop. The grief won't stop. The pain won't stop. Oh well. Killing them is my only way to cope. It's been like that for the last two years, as it should have always been. What was I thinking, taking a detour and settling down with a Rick, getting attached to him.... He steered me off of my path, but I'm back on it now. And El Diablo will stop at nothing until she finishes what she's sought out to do.

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Going through my list of Ricks I've killed and it seems like there's only about infinite out of the 12,890 I've taken down thus far. Oh well, at least I've got my work cut out for me.

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Ricks look so cute with their brains splattered all over the concrete; like jam on toast

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Slit a Rick's throat, yanked out his vocal cords, then stole his blitz and chitz tickets. If anyone complains about me holding up the line for Roy 3, I'll gut them like a fish.

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This site is stupid.