peep pop!

 Enjoy!

[vjeranski]

Tokuriki Tomikichiro Lake Kawaguchi - New Thirty-six Views of Mt. Fuji Date:Ca. 1950s.

[mumblemess]

How old are you

Your mom

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

[ladiesloveloki]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT THIS INTO WORDS

[madkingrian]

and then you wanna make a candle out of it and try to sell it but never sell out of it you’d only sell one and it would be to your brother because you’ve got the same nose

[tswhiting]

Love won.

[somebody600]

White people will summon a Mexican demon into their homes but will tell me I need to leave their country

[rose-velvette]

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

In the name of science, fuckin nap with me

[darklittlefaun-deactivated20161]

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

[wickedclothes]

Embroidered Space Necklace

This space necklace has been hand embroidered for you to keep your love of the universe right around your neck every day. Let the reminder of that great unknown show you some comfort in your unknown days. Sold on Etsy.

[mumblemess]

some loser: so what did u think about mayweather vs pacquaio?

me, an intellectual: im sorry,,, ive never heard of that court case before

[mumblemess]

iphone user: *minding his own business*

android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user: im not really a fanboy

android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user: it's quite large

Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user: oh my god!

android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[starsuhline]

The signs as cool aesthetics

Aries: Pink pleated skirts, long eyelashes, and broken mirrors

Taurus: Gold iPhone cases, money stacks wrapped in rubber bands, and matte black

Gemini: Train seats, windbreakers, and rolled up jeans

Cancer: Black and white stripped crop tops, boys with great jaws, and white converse

Leo: Foggy mountains, softly coloured sunrises, and messy hair

Virgo: City skylines, high ponytails, glitter winged eyeliner

Libra: Long wavy hair, light peaking through tree branches, brightly coloured flowers

Scorpio: Light wash jeans, lacy underwear, cute little plants

Sagittarius: Paintings with messy brushstrokes, oversized sweatshirts, freckles on cheeks

Capricorn: Ballerina shoes, broken teacups, small flowers strewn across the wood floor

Aquarius: Leather jackets, record stores, and holes in jeans

Pisces: Worn out books, tiny bottles filled with dandelions, and fawns sitting in tall grass

[mumblemess]

How It's Made: *literally anything*

me: :o

[arcadeneon-deactivated20230913]

the "I only wear black" squad

Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Gemini, Taurus

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[junkalopes]

[madafaka-bitches]