Mummy Shark

I'm Matt. Mummy Shark is a companion blog for my main site, DINOSAUR DRACULA. Pay it a visit!Learn more about Mummy Shark right here.

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I went to a bunch of mom-and-pop greeting card stores looking for vintage Halloween decorations. These are my finds.

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Man, I haven’t logged into Tumblr for a loooong time. Not sure if there’s any point now, but hey, if you only follow Dinosaur Dracula on here, yes, I’m still doing my thing -- especially now, since it’s the Halloween season! If you wanna keep up with the site, I’m much more active on Twitter. Hope y’all are well!

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Happy WrestleMania weekend! If you’re looking to kill an hour in-between all the many WWE events, we’re covering 10 great “little moments” from WrestleMania history on the latest Purple Stuff Podcast. Here’s a direct link to the episode. Enjoy!

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👌 #TMNT #1990s #junkfood #ninjaturtles #cheese http://ift.tt/2ANaHgN

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Ok yes those Cranberry Canada Dry Slurpees are legitimately life-changing. http://ift.tt/2j8HVDM

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because your quisp (your quisp) is on my list http://ift.tt/2lKW3jt

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I went to Dollar Tree and bought random Christmas junk. This is my story.

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... http://ift.tt/2jDqoDw

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nom nom nom http://ift.tt/2jm3s7S

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Here’s my review of PEPSI CHRISTMAS COLA, which I swear is a real thing that really exists.

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Hello, here is my review of Hostess’s brand new Peppermint Twinkies. They are alarmingly red.

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If you want to hold onto Halloween for six more minutes, here’s my last video for the season!

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I got my hands on a box of Slimer Fruit Snacks from 1991. In this video, I eat them.

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wish I could approach real people with as much ease as I do werewolves with candy corn teeth http://ift.tt/2yVSLQe

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here i am in vampire makeup reviewing plastic pitchforks

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I found it. For 30 years I have traveled the lands in search of the skeleton holding dynamite. Now Phase 2 begins. http://ift.tt/2fNYCzs

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Having a decent night with my new pal. http://ift.tt/2xox4YV