Playing Hard To Get, I Like A Challenge.

A lotta randomness.

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[cosmicrew]

me

[impracticaljokersgifs]

I have a blog… It’s called: “What?! Oh hell no! Hold up… Huh? Oh, ok.”

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[danrifics]

No one:

Alec: Magnus, I think we should have kids

[dildaar]

Kalank (2019)

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[ithinkimightveinhaledyou]

Okay, let's look at the facts, shall we? The whole fake relationship was his idea, you came up with a no-kissing rule, you're trying to break up with him, and you're carb-loading with a gay man while he's probably waiting in the hot tub. So I'd say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn't like them back, it's not you. It's Kavinsky.

[ariadnx]

plot lines where the characters pretend to be in a relationship and end up catching real feelings will never get old and that’s just the FACTS

[immortalwarlock]

fashion baby (5/??)

[malecdaily]

#busted

[anthony-kate]

requested by Anonymous

[babyangel-jpg]

For my birthday I want my brain cells back

[bearysrs]

this is painful bc we all know Magnus just wants to help and heal his love but his magic is gone and he is absolutely helpless and that’s what hurts the most is that it is during at a time like this when he can’t do anything and this is sacrifice for the ones you love (poor magnus) 

[oceanbreeez3-deactivated2025091]

“Why u smiling at ur phone???”

BITCH CUZ MY BESTFRIEND AND I ARE FUNNY AF

[thebootydiaries]

What do you think about Nike coming out with a hijab specifically for exercising and would you consider wearing/buying one?

everything is ruined im shaking i used my hijab as an excuse not to exercise now what am i gonna do