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Information for Muppet Mainstages mainly comes from the muppet wiki and cross referenced with wikipedia and imdb. I know this isn’t necessarily the most academic thing, but this is a silly little muppet blog run by a silly little guy. Please enjoy and if you have any questions about anything lemme know!!!

#mupposts #felt like I needed to say

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 4

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJun 29

muppetydyke

rn work has felt like we accidentally set the circus tent up on a landmine and the clowns keep saying “oh ringleader can we move circus like half a block so we’re not performing on the landmine?” and then they gave the landmine clown paint and said its our boss now

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i told them i don’t feel comfortable hitting the landmine with a pie and they said I’m bullying it

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i am engaging in psychological warfare with the landmine.

#mupposts #i am glaring at him and mentally yelling ‘i hate your ass so much’#i can’t look at him genuinely it pisses me off too much #HES NOT EVEN FUNNY #if no matter what i’m gonna get called a bully and told to forget about it can i be a bitch?#if i show what its like when i try to bully someone you’ll understand thats not whats happenig #i just don’t like or trust him and think he’s a very unsafe person to be around

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with Jim Henson

I think Laufey would be a really good guest on the muppet show. Classy enough to be a guest Sam would hype up but she also strikes me as someone who can get goofy with it ya know? Its just vibes based. Itd be cute

#mupposts #muppets #Laufey

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The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

muppetydyke

rn work has felt like we accidentally set the circus tent up on a landmine and the clowns keep saying “oh ringleader can we move circus like half a block so we’re not performing on the landmine?” and then they gave the landmine clown paint and said its our boss now

muppetydyke

i told them i don’t feel comfortable hitting the landmine with a pie and they said I’m bullying it

#mupposts

rn work has felt like we accidentally set the circus tent up on a landmine and the clowns keep saying “oh ringleader can we move circus like half a block so we’re not performing on the landmine?” and then they gave the landmine clown paint and said its our boss now

#mupposts #the park (or at least the company that owns us) is already getting sued rn like cmonnnn #theme park entertainment drama is absolutely insane because the Men have all the ego of normal straight theater boys #But they’re doing dumbass circus bullshit #and this guy is such a fucking landmine hes gonna either hurt someone or hes gonna get punched in the dick while on stilts #which will hurt/kill him and ya know what i’m fine with it #if anyone wants a buncha theme park drama lemme know

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NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

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hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

muppetydyke

a man made the bad decision to ask me why i didn’t like him. I made him cry and he called out from work tomorrowwwww! Play stupid games win stupid prizes bitch no one will miss your ass!!

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i said “please stop being sexist, 32 year old man.” And he felt so bad for himself because the little dyke was sooo mean he cried and said “i can’t come in tomorrow :(((“ YOU ASKED.

#mupposts #AND I HELD BACK #I could be SO MUCH MEANER #Higher ups you wanna tell me i’m bullying him???#I can be meaner!!!#I’m a hairy man hating dyke I held back so much in the name of professionalism #You have an ego that far far surpasses or talent or skill which is not a good skill #You consistently sneer at and criticize the women who have been doing this much longer than you #and are MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN YOU #you create an environment where local ‘influencers’ believe they have much greater access to us than they do #Because they think you’re sooooo cool #And you befriend them cause you like the attention so now they think they can be friends with all the actors #you suck all the air out of the dressing room whenever you’re having a bad day #You have sexually harassed multiple women i know #I COULD GO ON

a man made the bad decision to ask me why i didn’t like him. I made him cry and he called out from work tomorrowwwww! Play stupid games win stupid prizes bitch no one will miss your ass!!

#mupposts #this is also like a 32 year old man #And the reason i don’t like him (that i gave him at least) is that hes sexist and refuses to listen when anyone tells him #That hes doing something that makes them uncomfortable #he also sexually harassed one of my friends and then snuck a gun into her apartment but i’m not supposed to know about that

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The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

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I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.

Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson

muppet show reboot announcement when??? the special was so good…

#mupposts #its not enough for them to have a roller coaster and new merch #i want them to sing songs i like #Disney let me buy the muppets from you you dont deserve themm

muppetydyke

[Image Description: A photo of Kermit the frog in a black leather jacket with jeans. In white text it says “I hope you’re having a good day. I love you.”]

#i really should make more of these #one with miss piggy

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