Shenanigans

The common room is a place where wisdom and logic go to die. The best of what's left ends up on this page.

[murdochcommonroom]

(rubs Rhi's neck and she falls asleep) Person 1: "HEY I FOUND THE OFF BUTTON" Person 2: "I want a cheeseburger" Rhi: (raises head) "Cheeseburger?" Person 1: "WE FOUND THE ON BUTTON!!"

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Stop vibrating, I'm going to die.

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Yes, you can legally fuck the crocodile.

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Person A: My horse is bigger than your horse.

Person B: My horse is a goddamn motorbike so shut up.

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The moon isn't your girlfriend!

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Person A: Should we just buy some straight alcohol and-

Person B: I prefer homosexual alcohol.

Person C: It's probably be cheaper.

Everyone present: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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You're a weak.

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Don't fuck with The Family!

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Person A: STAY AWAY FROM DANGER!

Person B: Now hold on. There's a risk/reward system here.

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[He's so rich] he could support UGANDA.

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All of the queers were doing speed.

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I'm pre-moistened.

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It's like the new mineral. Argon... Bogon.

(a bastardization of ‘bogan’)

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It's the "suck my dick" one.

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Person A: I am not a burrito!

Person B: You are the BIGGEST burrito!

Person C: Breakfast burrito!

Persons B and C: BREAKFAST BURRITO!

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Person A: Don't cut the dinosaur... DADDY.

Person B: Fuck off.

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I should just adopt you.