BOOGIE WONDERLAND

INDIE MULTIMUSE SOMEWHAT SELECTIVE WRITTEN BY AI (NOT AN AI)

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Hey folks, welcome to my multimuse mobile page! The name's Ai (not an AI), I'm a tired millennial, and my pronouns are she/they. I'm somewhat selective, crossover friendly, and mutuals only.

RULES / MUSES / HEADCANON

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing are these chocolate blueberry bugs!

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Don’t mind him, he’s just browsing bugthingsdaily. He might be a bit obsessed. Okay, maybe more than a bit.

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Today I learned that meerkats can be between ten and fourteen inches tall. If I had to guess, Timon's probably only like eleven inches? Maybe a foot high? Just a tiny meerkat man. ;-;

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I've put way too much thought into this and I'm gonna go with eleven and a half inches for his height. Pretty standard for a meerkat but STILL SMALL. 🌈

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LOOK AT THEIR BABIES... ;-;

[spookymulti]

"Hey, do you live around here? I went through a broken portal and now I can't find my way home. Have you seen any sorta biiiig archways with swirly magic inside? --Or uh, a little glowing dragonfly?"

@musemelodies

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, one thing at a time, kid! An' before ya ask--no, ya can't eat me! Ya can't eat the warthog either! Now that we've gotten that outta the way, where's your home? Nooo...can't say that I have! (One sec!) Hey Pumbaa, ya seen a dragonfly anywhere?"

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HERE, HAVE SOME HEADCANONS ABOUT WALTER’S KIDS:

Wendy (the oldest) has been married four times. She did a little bit of acting and modeling and a whole lot of partying (and still does). She’s proud of her son (Stephen) and how successful he is, but she spoiled him as a pup and she’s pretty much oblivious or maybe in denial of what a yutz he is now. She likes her mimosas a little too much and she’s still in love with her second husband. Occasionally, she has moments of reflection and gives good advice, but doesn’t take it. 

Willow (the second oldest) is always at odds with her older sister and was at the top of her class, but she has a lot of anxiety and a constant need to outdo herself. She’s an astronomy professor who loves what she does and won’t hesitate to infodump about it at any given moment. She’s still married to the same guy (Wilbur) after twenty-something years and they have a couple cats Bill and Sally (named after Bill Nye and Sally Ride.)

John (the third oldest and only son) is basically the wolf version of John Waters. (Yes, he even has the mustache.) An artist and lover of all things trashy and bizarre, he runs a horror museum in Toontown. He’s pretty much the coolest guncle ever.

Charlene (the youngest) joined a punk rock band in the eighties. She has no time for family drama–been there, done that, turned the music up louder. Butch and proud of it. Never finished college, but runs a bike shop and does pretty well for herself. She has one daughter (Echo) who she adopted as a cub and would die for her in a second. She’s had many partners over the years but not currently looking for The One. She looks like she could rip your head off but she’s a lot softer than she seems.

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Side note, Joan Jett was/is a big inspiration for Charlene:

[seachant]

ariel realizing she lost to an octopus.

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"Put some respect on her name! She's the most powerful seawitch in the world!"

[timona-lisa]

Somebody: He's just a silly wolf in a top hat, how much damage can he do?

Big Bad:

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Somebody: (goes on and on about how evil and unhinged Ursula is)

Big Bad: I could make her worse... 😍🔥

[seachant]

"stella says i'm too normal so from now on i'm accepting partner applications from people who'd destroy the whole world for me."

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"Sorry, toots, I don't like you that way! Ursula, on the other hand, that's my kinda gal!"

A W O O

[minkroe]

“ booooo , deeeeefinitely dodged a bullet . ah , well . don't suppose ya got anyone else in the pack that's single & ready to mingle , huh walter ? ”

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"You can say that again! (YEESH!) Weeell, there's John but he's a friend of Dorothy. There's also Charlene but I'm not so sure about the minglin' part. She's always been a free spirit but it couldn't hurt to ask."

[minkroe]

the money was not worth it . can concur .

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"No surprise there. He tried to put me in a home. Again."

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So I was just watching At the Big Wrap Party Tonight and–

HONEY NO, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM.

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ALSO JOKER CALLED, HE WANTS HIS SUIT BACK.

@minkroe

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Stephen: Smarmy ass lawyer. Probably listens to Bill Maher. Just insufferable on so many levels.

Echo: The cutest baby tiger you've ever seen. An angel who's never done anything wrong. Likes to watch cartoons with her grandpa and draw on his face when he falls asleep. Loves the funny squirrel lady.

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Annnd I just remembered that time Minerva dated Stephen.

GIRL. RUN. 💀

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Is Echo adopted? Just wondering. She's adorable btw.

AWW THANKS, she's one of my favorite ocs and I don't talk about her enough. Oh yeah, she was adopted as a baby and the whole pack loves her. Charlene is raising her as a single mom but she gets a lot of help from her family and friends. I like to think that Minerva or Li'l Wolf has babysat for her at some point. 💛

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Stephen: Smarmy ass lawyer. Probably listens to Bill Maher. Just insufferable on so many levels.

Echo: The cutest baby tiger you've ever seen. An angel who's never done anything wrong. Likes to watch cartoons with her grandpa and draw on his face when he falls asleep. Loves the funny squirrel lady.