BOOGIE WONDERLAND

INDIE MULTIMUSE SOMEWHAT SELECTIVE WRITTEN BY AI (NOT AN AI)

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Hey folks, welcome to my multimuse mobile page! The name's Ai (not an AI), I'm a tired millennial, and my pronouns are she/they. I'm somewhat selective, crossover friendly, and mutuals only.

RULES / MUSES / HEADCANON

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Spring: 😢

Not Hades: (gives her another diamond) There. That should fix everything.

Big Bad: (gives her some smoked ribs and potato salad with a side of biscuits) Don’t tell nobody I did somethin’ nice.

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Happy birthday again!!!!

Here, a little drawing of Timon holding the only of his kids he can carry up (asali):

🫶💕

THIS IS SO CUTE, I'M GONNA CRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

@thcsevoices LOOK AT THE BABY. 😭

[electricea]

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Not me thinking about Asali meeting Timon's Ma for the first time.

Ma holding her tiny baby granddaughter... 😭

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ALSO SIMBA AND BUNGA MEETING THEIR LITTLE SISTER...

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Timon reading Green Eggs and Ham: Boy, is this guy picky or what?

Asali: What! 😊

Pumbaa: What... 😔

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Cue Timon changing the word Ham with Jam. Originally, he went with Lamb but it made Asali cry so he had to change it again. 🌈

[bxtonpxss]

Thor laughs aloud in time with Asali's giggling, resting on the log for a moment to catch his breath. They'd been playing for a bit, so he was sure Timon should've been back by now. He'd started to wonder out loud when the meerkat would be back when his voice wheezed out behind them.

"Oh hey, you're back!" Thor turns his head in Timon's direction, brow ridge raising in concern as the smaller appeared to be out of breath. "Uhh… you ok?" His question is immediately answered when Timon mentions going for a jog. That seemed a bit weird; hadn't he gone off to get some more food for Asali?

Head tilting curiously as he glances down at the other, he mentally shrugs, then rises to his feet a few moments later and nods at his question. "Yeah," the chu grins. "Me an' Asali were just playing around while we waited." He hops off the log they'd been on and approaches Timon, the young shrew still seated between his ears. "She's a good kid!"

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Boy, that was a relief! For a second there, he thought--well, it didn't really matter, did it? They were safe and that was the most important thing. No point in dwelling on the worst case scenario. Or the second worst. Or any of the others that had been circling his brain during that sprint. Thankfully, they were beginning to quiet down. (If only his heart would get the memo.) He took a few more deep breaths, trying to pull himself together before gesturing to the pile of grubs.

"Sorry it took so long, kids! There were just so many to choose from! An' then I decided to get some exer--ohhh, I can't even finish that sentence! I'm makin' myself tired just sayin' it! The truth is I thought that somethin' happened so I came rushin' back! But I can see that everything's fine now! Thanks a lot, Thor! You're one heckuva babysitter!"

By now, Timon figured he would've gotten the hang of parenthood. He didn't expect it to be easy but he thought--hoped, really--that he'd get kinda sorta better at managing the stress. He certainly didn't want to be overbearing or a helicopter parent but Asali was just a baby and he couldn't help but worry sometimes. Okay, a lot of the time. Hakuna Matata, folks.

[timona-lisa]

Pinky: Timon? Narf! Can I borrow your phone for a moment? I want to show you this cute video of a chipmunk I saw the other day!

Timon: Sure, buddy!

Pinky: OH MY... 😳

Timon: What?

Timon's lockscreen:

[timona-lisa]

Bunga: Welcome back to me screaming!

Bunga: AAAAAAAAAA--

[timona-lisa]

I love when Pumbaa does The Eyes. 🥺

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@thcsevoices

[timona-lisa]

Brain: You're so insufferable!

Timon: How's that whole takin' over the world thing goin' again? 💅

Brain: 😡

Timon: Yeah, that's what I thought!

[timona-lisa]

I love how whenever Timon's overcome with emotion, he always leans on Pumbaa or holds onto him. He's his rock. 💖

[aurora-rph]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[milleroptimism]

" ... Not animated ones, no. "

" What the fuck is happening. "

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"There's a shocker..."

"Hey, there's no need for that kinda language! ...Can I get some beetles over here too? An' maybe some worms for Pumbaa? He's still outside, facetimin' our son."

[rolliesmuses]

Iago stared at Timon for a minute. There was no way that chatterbox of a princess had not said a word about him. She would have for sure said something about Jafar. Or maybe he was just paranoid. He did tend to overreact to the slightest hint of danger. He let out a sigh and closed his eyes, just in case she did, he needed to say something. Better to nip it in the bud instead of waiting for the other shoe to drop on his head. he liked his head to remain firmly attached to his neck and shoulders.

" Okay, listen," he leaned against a rock and leveled a flat look at Timon. " I was a really bad guy back in the past, but I got out of Jafar's grip and improved my life by a lot. I'm not that guy anymore, even if Jas and Al keep seein' me as that guy. I'm not that guy. I'm tryin' really hard to become a somebody that deserves to be Zazu's mate for life and junk. I don't want rumors about me to spread about my past self. "

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It took everything in Timon not to sigh and throw his arms up in the air. Was he STILL on this topic? How many times did they have to go over it? He already knew the story about him being in cahoots with Jafar and what a nightmare that was and how he managed to turn over a new leaf. He didn't need to keep rehashing it. He got it. That was the old Iago, nothing like the one squawking standing before him now.

"I know, I know, ya don't have to keep convincin' me! I'm pretty sure they've got the message too!" he added, referring to Jasmine and Aladdin. Boy, if he was tired of this conversation, that was probably nothing compared to how they felt. "Look, if Zazu didn't trust ya, he wouldn't be with ya! So would ya quit harpin' on this stuff? Nobody thinks you're a bad guy! Just annoyin'!"

[timona-lisa]

You know if Disney tried to give Timon and Pumbaa love interests nowadays, it would be SO cheesy and unnecessary. It's like...I don't want to see that. I'm tired, man. I've already seen them massacre Jumba and Pleakley in the remake. Please spare the meerkat and warthog from the straight agenda.

[musemelodies]

"Whoops! Sorry, I gotta take this call!"

Pulls out a banana and proceeds to walk away.

"Uh-huh...uh-huh...ohhh, ya don't say..."