Ugh

[wlwellbutrin]

A cat is just a roommate who pays rent in love

oh….. good ask

[tastefullyoffensive]

She’s a beaut, Dave. (via vlone17)

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

being an openly gay man in public spaces is an incredible feat of bravery and im proud of you

[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

[sizvideos]

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

AHAAAAAA YOU THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH, YOU THOUGHT

[palm-wines]

!!!!!!!

[spikeasaur]

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

[fatale-distraction]

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

[ceruleanfuckup]

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

[rainbow-femme]

While I absolutely agree that Lily Potter beat the shit out of snape when he joined the afterlife don’t forget Petunia Dursley.

Lily was estranged from her sister but still trusted her to take care of her son, who was found bleeding and crying on her doorstep after his parents were murdered. Only to find out that they hurt, starved, isolated, lied to, and locked in both a cupboard and then a room with bars on the window the son she died to protect so he could have a better life? I don’t care what the deleted scene said about petunia being sad lily died when she gets to the afterlife it is round two of lily potter MMA smackdown

[npdarling]

intrusive thoughts one day: youre going to die youre going to die youre going to die youre going to die

intrusive thoughts the next day: 🎵two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay🎵

[adeles]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

I am Groot!

[creativekandi]

Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[keatonbol]

this is very important!! i went through this and i literally didn’t know what to do and had to learn a lot the hard way. please take the time to read this!

[muppetmolly]

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits? Me: No Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene! Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

[muppetmolly]

The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

@artists did you know you can draw thighs touching? it’s okay. i know it’s hard to believe but those really thick thighs you drew wouldn’t have a 3ft gap between them i’m sorry

[souls88-deactivated20221211]

You’re gay.

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

fuck they got me. post cancelled sorry everyone i’m gay

[allodiscourse]

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

[danisontnonfire]

Why were we all so extra

[bmwiid]

Internalised misogyny

[octoberreads]

Dude, companies are baffled by this everything available in pink is selling no matter what the colour of the year is or what other colours it’s available in. They’ve dubbed it “millennial pink” and they’re scratching their heads over this and it’s legit just that everyone is getting over their internalised misogyny and being like “yes pink is a happy colour I need happy give me more pink”

[shanandwords]

Hell yes to the pink revival

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]