It's the face, isn't it?

hey tumblr. long time no see.

[wootwona]

reblog if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[musically-plagued]

What the signs fall in love with

Aries: passion, caring, sharing things, darkness, stability, mutual feelings

Taurus: honesty, common interests, passionate and meaningful conversations

Gemini: deep talks, stargazing, feeling special, make out sessions

Cancer: honesty, emotional trust, pretty eyes, loyalty, sweetness

Leo: confidence, uniqueness, cute laughs, night drives,

Virgo: communication, intellect, sensitivity, quality time, aesthetical prettiness

Libra: playfulness, closeness, caring words, keeping promises, adoration

Scorpio: mysteries, passionate kisses, inside jokes, intense staring, good humor

Sagittarius: freedom, late nights, good smells, cute smiles, small talk

Capricorn: faithfulness, happiness, dancing, passion, hard working people

Aquarius: breaking rules, laughs, mind connections, softness

Pisces: affection, coziness, observant minds, inside jokes, organization

[kosmicvante]

I’M SO GOING BROKE FOR THIS!! It

[musically-plagued]

Too bad it was a joke.

[musically-plagued]

Why can't I just be happy for people.

[musically-plagued]

Everyone including me: IDK I feel like Theon is gonna die this season

game of thrones: kills 99 characters but Theon ain't one

Me: Thank the drowned God and the lord of light and the seven and also the old gods amen

[marvel-blog2]

but can we talk about the music in last night’s finale? that score almost brought me to fucking tears, so hauntingly beautiful, game of thrones music is always fantastic but last night’s score was just chilling ah

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

[hezenkoss]

Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)

he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)

he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)

he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)

and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is a menace

[brainstatic]

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

[pelicanhypeman]

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.

[clairenovac]

And to those of us who supported Bernie, he WANTS you to vote for Hillary. If you believe in him and his mission you will follow his advice. He knows that writing his name in, or voting for anyone else besides Clinton, is effectively voting for Trump.

[colethewolf]

Refusing to vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, no matter how much you scream and say how it’s not. And if you’re standing by to do nothing in regards to taking down Trump, then you ARE grouped along with the rest of the people in this country that ruin things for everybody else.

[musically-plagued]

The Fourth Great Ninja War is killing my soul. 😢😢😢

[musically-plagued]

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

[forcewakens]

never let this die

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

[hotgrunkle-deactivated20150811]

ME TOO

[poedamnerons-deactivated2016052]

[musically-plagued]

I’m just gonna put this out there...if my future child(ren) is/are allergic to cats...it’ll be the kids to go, not my cats.

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.