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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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Enjoyed the bubble sounds!
oh this is an EXCELLENT noise
So recently I started working on a sustainable dairy farm in a desperate gambit for both personal and financial satisfaction. Bunjy, these cows would sooner see me smeared into a gritty paste than exhibit any single amenable trait generations of domestication should have pressed upon them. I've learned to hop gates and shimmy under electric fencing in VERY short order lest a heifer send me to see Jesus for afternoon tea. I'm expected to firmly shoulder-press a literal ton of bovine into submission over two hundred times a day, and last week I nearly broke my hand swatting away a hormonal cow before she could tear off my scalp with her teeth.
The absolutely mad part of it all is that I love the work irregardless of the daily attempts on my life. Humans really do still look at these meaty murder machines and think, ah. Yes. I'd like to touch the nipples of that.
were they holsteins? I bet they were holsteins.
that breed can be complete assholes regardless of how delicious their milk product is
I am a Holstein and also a complete asshole. This checks out.
Welcome to the beaft maker! Make a beaftsona! Make a heraldic beaft! Make the beaft of your dreams! If a body part doesn't line up perfec
My first picrew is live ... do you dare to create a beaft
behold—a camel:
I do not know if tumblr will think this improves or worsens a horse
This animal is: doing its best
I hadn't even seen the above fish creature but like.... why is everybody doing matching legs?! Go wild. The creator allows you to choose the legs on each side separately for maximum horror.
Welcome to the beaft maker! Make a beaftsona! Make a heraldic beaft! Make the beaft of your dreams! If a body part doesn't line up perfec
My first picrew is live ... do you dare to create a beaft
yeah that looks about right, thank you
Oh boy. This is a nightmare generator 🤣
Summoner is more of a cat person
We told her to stop eating the plants so now she just pretends.
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I love this sassy cat
sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.
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okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
Is it possible to hyperfocus on multiple tasks? Because somehow today I crocheted 8 rows on one project, sewed on 16 of 28 patches (they didn't iron onto the knitting very well but I just needed them to stay put while I sewed them anyway), and washed, folded, and put away three loads of laundry! I also managed to feed myself thrice, sharpen a chisel, and attempt to cut and fit a plug for the tip of a bow I need to finish rehairing but that can get more energy tomorrow after I finish tacking on these patches and maybe even attach the backing fabric to this blanket/playmat I've been working on since December 🥴 I would really like to finish it and gift it to the child before she graduates high school (so far I'm on track to make it a present for her first birthday unless I've missed that already)
The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪
I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday
can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.
“He’ll wake up soon and throw it…"
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I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this
an elderly neighbor of mine is throwing a birthday party for his dog:
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I love that scientists decided to start shining UV light on everything; do you have any other UV light animal/critter facts?
because of how their carapace is structured on a molecular level, scorpions universally grow bright greenish-blue under UV light!
tell me this doesn't look like a Bag o' Assorted Glow Critters you got from the dollar store when you were five.
but the truly wild part is that because this glow comes from the molecular structure of the shell itself, even fossilized scorpions will glow under UV light!
THE SCORPION RAVE IS ETERNAL.
Lmao, so many toys around and he finds joy in a BRICK
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Oh fuck
It me rn