Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

NSFW! If you're less than 21 years of age - move on please. 50's, Straight, Man, single, living in the Inland Northwest. These gifs, movie clips and images are taken from the internet, if any of them portray me, I'll state so. I admire and crave, wit, passion and intelligence. I'm searching for someone whose inner clown knows how to play like my own. I'm a romantic. Feel free to message me, I'm fairly open.

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How long ago did you transition from 1unsanegentleman to musingsofaneducatedape?

Its been years!

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Are you taller than most people in your family?

No. I'm the runt of the litter.

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Which celebrity do you think you most look like?

Scott Bakula. Maybe. If you squint, look sideways and blink very slowly.

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Are there any good ramen spots in your neighborhood?

I live in a rural community, about 16 miles or so from the nearest city. Surrounded by forests on 3 sides, and a river on 1. We don't have have many restaurants here. In the city, sure!

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Is bigfoot real?

Dunno. If they are real, I certainly haven't seen them.

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Do you still wear your cool looking bangle?

I do. It has meaning for me. For men, it's called a cuff. Women wear bangles.

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Have you ever watched Elf?

Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen the movie. When it came out I was deployed. And I deployed a lot after it came out. It's just a hole in my life.

Sorry!

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Since you drink tea many different teas, have you or would you ever try bubble tea?

There used ot be this great little Thai place near where I live. Sadly, supply chain issues killed it. They had a bubble tea machine there. Absolutely have tried it and like it.

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Do you eat garlic?

Occasionally. I also eat a crap ton of fruit.

Is this related to how I taste?

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What are you doing over the long weekend?

I have broken bones in my right foot, so not much. It's why I'm awake at 330am, hurts. Can't sleep.

The rural community I live in will have an awesome fireworks display that I can watch from my backyard.

Do you have any fun plans?

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Spongebob! was my favorite cartoon growing up. You used to answer one of my messages. And I'm floored. :)

I am at a complete loss.

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What is your signature scent?

Honestly?

I dont use cologne. I worked in an environment that just.wasnt ever conducive to using it, in fact the opposite. The soap I use is a very mild coconut smell, the shampoo is a very light rosemary and mint. Dodersnt is a natural coconut one.

That's pretty much it.

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Why do you follow me? :)

I have no idea who you are! I think I "follow" 1500 blogs, and I honestly don't spend a lot of time on Tumblr. I can't answer your question..

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Golden hour on the coast 💙

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Sitting, watching with you 💕💕

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This sings to my soul

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Will you be posting motivational pics with words? And meme-ish pics. I like those my favorite part of when I scroll my dashboard and see what you've posted. I definitely also just like the way you write. My favorite blog by far.

Whoa, that's a serious compliment considering some of the blogs I follow. I'm humbled.

Been off my game for a bit, a few things happening in my life have kind of consumed my time.

I won't promise it, but I'll give it a try. Tumblr isn't quite the same as it once was, it was a bit more freewheeling and fun, full of opportunity, and connection, than the tamer version it has become. Or maybe that's where I find myself today?

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Do you taste good?

I haven't eaten any of my fingers or toes, so I have no clue! I'm not one for cannibalism.

I read a study the other day that said people are attracted to other people who smell like them. I imagine taste goes right along with that.

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Helping a friend. Renovations. Dildo. Movers. Washing machine. Oh m g. What kind of story is this?

Dr Zeuss?