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(480): Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.

#the musketeers #athos

(702): See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.

#the musketeers #milady de winter

(813): Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.

#the musketeers #aramis

(847): Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does

#the musketeers #aramis #and that is exactly the problem

(519): I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.

#the musketeers #athos #athos/alcohol otp

(310): He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then

#the musketeers #athos #Captain Treville #submission

(989): Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?

#the musketeers #aramis #aramis no

(631): I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

(631): If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

#the musketeers #athos #d'Artagnan #dArt would have to google a lot anyway I assume

(978): People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex

#the musketeers #Cardinal Richelieu #Captain Treville #happy cardinal sinday ;)

(708): Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.

#the musketeers #milady de winter

#Captain Treville #submission

#aramis #submission

#cardinal richelieu #Captain Treville #submission

(304): Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

#the musketeers #Cardinal Richelieu

(678): I gave up sex for lent.

(646): I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

#the musketeers #Captain Treville #Cardinal Richelieu #trevilieu easter mass

(304): Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?

#the musketeers #Captain Treville #Cardinal Richelieu #trevilieu easter mass

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