Mustang Sally

[mustangroderick]

texts: rotana.

Roderick: ayla fell asleep on me on the couch again and i'm afraid to move.. again.

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text to roderick.

Tanner: shut the fuck up. i'm not the first to get his girlfriend pregnant here.

Tanner: jane's not even my girlfriend.

Tanner: SO.

Tanner: oh my god right. they need all the birth control in the world.

Tanner: i'm trying. i'm honestly trying. i'm just terrified.

Tanner: so like important question: when tana told you she's pregnant...were you like...terrified or like mostly just stoked?

Roderick: I'm trying to be supportive but dude, all the shit you gave me for getting Tana pregnant.. The universe is cackling.

Roderick: I was terrified of course, but I know she was 10x more terrified than I was so I didn't let it show. But.. I was equally as happy and I let her know that. It's natural to be scared, especially in your situation when it's just kind of a BAM! you're a dad situation.

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text to roderick.

Tana: JANE HAD A BABY.

Tana: well babies. plural. ok phone.

Tana: ANYWAY THEY'RE SO CUTE AND SHE'S ALL ALONE BECAUSE FLYNN AND TANNER DON'T KNOW AND HER PARENTS ARE OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

Tana: will you come get me and take me to wherever she is. (location is tba. i'll let you know when i know lmfao.) but YEAH. i don't drive at night.

Tana: you know this. why am i telling you this? you're literally like my soulmate and the father of my kid you know this stuff.

Tana: also i've already taken my melatonin (we looked it up, it's safe) and drank my tea so i'll probably fall asleep wherever we go so idk how much use i'm actually going to be but she needs the moral support if anything!

Roderick: Holy shit.

Roderick: Tanner's freaking the hell out over her instagram post. I imagine Flynn probably is, too.

Roderick: But yes, of course we can go. She doesn't need to be alone right now.

Roderick: Lol... I understand, babe. You're good. We'll spend time with her until she's ready to rest some.

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Tanner: That's easy for you to say. Your baby mama told you what was up.

Tanner: Isn't that like 1 in a million though. That's what the doctor said on AHS. the whole two fathers thing is like super rare isn't it?!?!

Tanner: i need to not watch so much TV. my mom was right.

Tanner: SEE. I'm on to something I swear...but really though the Bible says the antichrist will be of middle eastern descent according to my lunatic grandmother who yelled about Obama for eight years so if anything comes from that family it's his sister and her boyfriend.

Tanner: Oh my godddddddddddddddd. Shit fuck. What do I do? I mean, besides show up.

Roderick: With your luck, you'd get those odds.

Roderick: We can keep our fingers crossed Charity and Saad never have a child so we don't have to find this out.

Roderick: Just show up, try to breathe, and be supportive. That's all anyone can do right now.

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Tanner: i am too fucking terrified to text flynn right now because i literally don't know what just happened or what's going to happen all i did was refresh instagram and saw jane's post and now i'm like nearly hyperventilating oh my god.

Tanner: how the fuck could she not tell me?!?!

Tanner: or us?

Tanner: oh my god holy shit it's like american horror story when the babies had two different dads except one died and the other was the antichrist.

Tanner: tbh if one was the antichrist, it'd be the one flynn fathered.

Roderick: First of all, breathe.

Roderick: I mean.. Considering what happened it's probable their either yours or flynn's or somehow both but I don't know. For now, just try to breathe and keep yourself together. If they're yours.. Jane probably has her reasons even if she /should/ have told you.

Roderick: I'm mad because I can't say you're wrong. Flynn's would be the antichrist.

Roderick: Tana and I are about to head up to the hospital to check on her. Apparently she did this completely by herself. Her parents aren't even in town.

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GRADUATION 2017 !

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text to roderick.

Skylar: aweh c: that's really sweet! I'm happy for you. I'm like...so glad you've found a girl that actually treats you super well. Who said it first?

Skylar: oh no. That's not good at all. What'd she say?

Roderick: She said it first and what she said was like that she was used to throwing up because she used to do it all the time to make herself skinny.

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Skylar: Oh, good. I'm glad...not that you're a zombie, but that you two are okay. You're welcome. It's all in a day's work. Nah, I figured I'd spare you. You smelled like peaches and alcohol and vomit last night so I figured you'd had enough. lol.

Skylar: The peach kind of made me wonder what you guys were doing before like...she erupted...but I'll just not ask because I figure it's for the best. lol.

Skylar: Eh, she'll live. Keep getting her to drink the Gatorade. She'll be okay. I mean...unless there's something else.

Roderick: We ended up saying I love you, so at least something good did come out of it all. The thing that worries me, though.. She basically flat-out admitted she's struggled with some sort of eating disorder..

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text to roderick.

Skylar: so...did you two make it through the night without like...killing each other? did you guys get any sleep at all?

Skylar: i also filled mom in on why she's here and has been here and like given the circumstances she knows you have more common sense than to try anything with her so she said she wasn't gonna bother you, you know...or like, make her go home.

Roderick: Yeah, we're fine. She got some sleep but I'm pretty much a zombie, not gonna lie. You're the best, though. Thank you for just.. Everything you did. I know you could've nailed my ass to the wall about it all and I'm grateful you didn't.

Roderick: I'm worried about her, though.

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Tana: Then, you sneak over to me, obviously ;P

Roderick: I'm more likely to be caught!

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Tana: Then I won't let her catch me ;P haha.

Tana: Plus, like, it's not like we're going to do anything bad. I just want to watch TV in my pajamas with my boyriend. xD

Roderick: I know that, you know that, the broom Lacey will beat us with does not.

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text to roderick.

Tana: I know I've been like...all over you since this morning, but can I sneak over to your room and cuddle up with you for a while? My back is a little sore from the ride and you just looked reeeeaaallllyyyy hot today, so. ;P

Roderick: I feel like if Lacey caught you, she'd murder you. :P

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text to roderick.

Tana: -selfie in that t-shirt of his she's been sleeping in with no pants on-

Tana: i fell asleep watching tv and now i can't go back to sleep and i miss you

Tana: i've honestly missed sleeping next to you since like...that night of/day after the dance.

Roderick: Oh, hey Tana.

Roderick: Yeah, that was really nice.. I liked it a lot. I slept a lot better than I normally do.

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text to roderick.

Montana: AUDEN FUCKING DID IT BEFORE I DID. WHAT THE FUCK?

Roderick: Uh... I mean.. Congrats for him, though..?

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text to roderick.

Tana: http://68.media.tumblr.com/467a4176e63094d22da02ffcd04e94bd/tumblr_nf3ctmLyvF1sdga8zo1_400.jpg

Tana: -kissy face emoji, tongue emoji, water droplets emoji, heart emoji-

Roderick: uh.

Roderick: hi?

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text to roderick.

Tanner: dude, she was rude as hell. and think of it this way, that's a lot coming from me...who is a fucking idiot and says a bunch of shit he shouldn't.

Tanner: you're like the nicest dude i've ever met. you don't deserve what she said.

Tanner: well he hasn't said no or yes yet...it's a lot of like "i don't deserve you" kind of stuff like...as in he doesn't deserve me and i'm like ???? because really if anything, i don't deserve him.

Roderick: I've been called much worse.

Roderick: He's probably going through some stuff... Just keep being constant with the fact that you care and he'll come around.

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text to roderick.

Tanner: WHEN YOU WANT TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PUNCH YOUR EX BOYFRIEND'S BITCH OF A SISTER.

Tanner: also my comment may or may not be the reason he probably won't go to the dance with me but OH WELL.

Roderick: Hey, she was fine. It's okay. Don't be mad at her.

Roderick: If he says no because of that I'll talk to him.