Mustard Jarrr!

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

[depsidase]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[puroresu-musings]

[fishandshesmygills]

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[sparkl3muffin]

Its hot outside so be sure to snuggle up to your camp vampire to keep cool

[feefal]

Mermaid in decay

[honeybuns3110]

[silvadour]

[DRAGON BALL] 40th Anniversary Special Video

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

hey can you do me a favour?? Can you go get that nice pristine sketchbook or journal you've been hoarding and put some kind of mark on the first page? Anything will do, like a smudge of graphite or a blob of ink, or perhaps a very scribbly dinosaur. Just put something there. Please, or the dinosaur will be sad.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[bioluminescent-fungus]

I was SO SAD for this dinosaur that I grabbed the nearest notebook (a calendar) and drew a little sailing ship for him

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

oh thank goodness!

[yourheartinyourmouth]

IT’S OKAY IF YOU MESS IT UP

SKETCHBOOKS ARE FOR MESSING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

THEY ARE!!!! It's right in the name! Like @sleepnoises said a while ago, they're for the quick putdowning of ideas! to catch the stuff that comes out of your brain! (I don't mean to say that pretty sketchbook pages are bad, but it's important for your health to do quick scribbly stuff too. if not in a book then perhaps on small scraps of paper)

The dinosaur is very glad to see so many doodles in the notes! Also lots of comments with very good suggestions for people who have a hard time starting, like starting on the second page, just signing & dating it, numbering the pages, or using the first page to put samples of all your usual pencils and pens and such.

Here's how I started my new sketchbook, which I got for 5 dollars at Dollarama. I would have drawn on that first blank page instead of just signing it, but it was partially glued to the endpaper and wouldn't lie flat.

(Also, since the sketches are about making velvet mites with little wired legs, I must mention that if/when I get around to doing that it'll be posted on @vincentbriggs where all my non-dinosaur arts go.)

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

ok here is the mite, finally finished! More pics on my other blog.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

oh gosh did I forget to update you on the mite? I made another one and filmed it a few months ago.

[god-sent-gender-bent]

... Vincent... Is... Is your notebook cover an Imagine Dragons pun? 😭

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

No, it's a monster (no wings! not a dragon!) and I was just trying to cover up the writing the book cover came with.

[liamwong]

Kiss Land Liam Wong / www.twitter.com/liamwong

[liamwong]