An Ass to Surpass Metal Gear

Possibly a porn bot

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

genuinely one of the mgs tweets of all time

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

cowards. reblog solid snakes panty lines (and corset)

[mathemon]

@solidsnakesasscheeks

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I’m on a date, kinda nervous….

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[fatestayyuri]

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[throo]

The feature isn’t being removed for everyone at the same time. The contract Tumblr has with whoever the fuck it is ended on December 23 (I’m pretty sure at least) so it’ll be removed for everyone in the (hopefully) near future also happy new year

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

[ashley-applesauce]

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

[kushblazer666]

its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[massacre-girlypop]

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

[cotardkindrome1999]

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

[suotar]

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

[lacefuneral]

alternatives: black cocoa powder (for sweet dishes), squid ink (for savory dishes), black candy melts (for chocolates), mixing red + green + blue food coloring together (general use)

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[c3po]

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"