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dismisses

I can't believe it's already 2017

dismisses

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

dismisses

No no no lol please don’t

soft-grunge-lesbian

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

budgie

“Would you hide me?”

shudder, but a must read.

captainlordauditor

hasn’t everyone been using this for ages?

vermiciousyid

My standard had previously been “Would you fail to report me?” but I’ve definitely moved to this stricter standard over the last few months.

captainlordauditor

This is what I mean when I say the number of goyim I trust fits on my hands. Those are the people that I know without asking would hide me, and when the subject has come up they have in fact said yes, I will hide everybody I can, unquestionably.

cloudcuckoolander527

To all my Jewish followers, Muslim followers, LGBTQ+ followers and anyone else who is getting targeted by hate crimes because of that racist, rotting tangerine…

Yes, I would hide you.

roversing

“Things end, that’s all. Everything ends and that’s sad, but everything starts again, and that’s happy.”

tianasweets

Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!

somewhatstacey

I’ll be the first to admit I thoroughly enjoy all the “holy shit, Australia” posts that circulate around here but I feel like there’s a very important caveat when it comes to the discussion of swooping season that no one seems to mention.

For those not aware, swooping season is when the magpies start to nest and turn into mini dive-bombers comprised of talons, feathers and spite. It’s not fun. I bled heavily after a particularly vicious swoop when I was a kid, and I’m definitely not the only one.

But here’s the thing: swooping is not an innate behaviour. It’s a learned one. I realised this the moment I moved out of home and began my decade long (entirely unintentional) habit of moving to a different suburb every two years.

I’ve met a lot of wildlife, walking everywhere as I do. And I’ve met a lot of magpies - hella intelligent creatures that are probably thinking “what the fuck is this chick doing” every time I say hi to them as I walk past.

When I first moved out of home, I automatically started taking notes on areas I saw magpies in preparation for swooping season. It was just the done thing. It wasn’t until September came and went and the magpies in my area continued their quizzical but otherwise completely non-aggressive behaviour that it started to twig with me.

The next few years of moving around solidified my suspicions.

Anytime I lived close to a school or in an area with a high concentration of families with young kids, the magpies would swoop. Any suburb (usually inner city) with a high concentration of childless households and/or share-houses: no swooping to be seen.

And it’s any goddamn wonder.

I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve yelled at kids for messing with wildlife. I grew up in the outer suburbs, so there was no shortage of mini-assholes with an empathy shortage. Australian kids will poke anything they can reach with a stick, and throw rocks at everything else. Including birds nests.

Magpies are intelligent as hell, and they remember shit for GENERATIONS. Some human-shaped fucker throwing rocks at them and their nests? That’s something that’d stick.

So anytime you read one of those “lol the birds try to kill us here” posts, remember: it’s not the birds that started that shit - it was the asshole humans.

aspacelobster-deactivated201812

country magpies don’t swoop

thefuzzhead

@enthusispastic

scribblings-of-a-madcap

Adding on to the fact that magpies are super intelligent:

In primary school there were these really huge gum trees in which a family of magpies took up residence one year.

(an important thing to note is that I grew up in the country with A LOT of magpies -that were basically like relatives for the amount of time they spent on the veranda- and never encountered any swooping)

So one morning walking in to school I noticed that all the kids ahead of me were giving the really huge gum trees a wide berth, with other kids shouting warnings from the buildings. Being an airy-headed little kid, I wasn’t really paying attention to what they were actually saying, so I just kept walking straight under the trees.

Nothing happened.

I got to the buildings and asked why everyone was making a big fuss about the trees, and one of my friends just pointed back the way I came and said “the birds!”

And sure enough, any of the other kids that tried to walk under the trees got immediately swooped and chased to what the magpies thought was a good distance from their nests.

Magpies not only remember humans that are mean to them, but they recognise humans that have been given the seal of approval by other magpies.

fleetwoodmac-andcheese

For the last 40+ years there’s been a rapidly growing family of magpies at my grandparents house.

The lady next door would feed them every morning and they would do that beautiful warble. After she died my grandad started feeding them. Everyday.

They come to the same place everyday and wait for him, he used to take my sister and I as kids to help him feed the magpies and it was honestly a highlight of our visits. He still does it with our younger cousins.

They’ve never swooped anyone in the family, they scare off cats that try and get in my grandmas garden and they sing for my grandparents everyday.

Last year my grandad was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. He sometimes forgets what he’s doing and what he was saying and repeats conversations over and over.

Sometimes he’s late to feed the magpies, and they wait. It’s kinda like they know. They’ll come right up to the house and gently tap on the window to remind him, and he’s so happy to see them and feed them.

Magpies are beautiful birds, and anyone that thinks otherwise is probably a dick to them.

sam-the-cat-lady

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

loveofromance

Well, it’s my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!

dork-adios

languages-smanguages

All I want for Christmas is

to be fluent in eVERY LANGUAGE

invaderxan

Is this how people are going to “make america great again”? If you think it’s not about race, you’re not paying attention.

[collected from twitter]

budacub

Welcome to the trump era ☹️

big-chief-woodenhead

I wish a bitch would.. I’m on ten

librecomoelmar

This is what a lot of people I’ve encountered don’t fucking realize! Trump won, he has a nation to hold him accountable for his shit from here on out until the end of the his term. But who is going to do that for the racist, homophobic fuckers that support him. Just because YOU won’t go out and kill, harm, degrade another human being doesn’t mean all his supporters won’t.

alid0re

Wow ..

tyrells

doctor who rewatch → the big bang

fullpraxisnow

#AfterSeptember11 trended on Twitter today. So real. White supremacy manifests in so many sinister ways. These tweets paint a vivid picture.

lavidapoliglota

“don’t you get your languages mixed up?”

yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly frustrated because I keep talking to them in German rather than British Sign Language

megamilotic

my friend is fluent in english, french, italian, portugese, german, dutch, russian and is learning spanish and latvian, and the other day he went into starbucks in england, ordered a latte in german, corrected himself in dutch and the poor barista looked at him in terror

theblackheiress

I wrote the entire WRITTEN EXPRESSION part of my Spanish test in French, read over the whole exam like 3 times and didn’t notice

my friend has like 7 or 8 siblings and they’re all fluent in about 6 or 7 languages, and they’ll all be spitting out sentences and remarks and requests in different languages and their parents get so confused. One of them handed in an AP test that started in german and ended in italian