☾ @mxrszall - Tumblr Blog

Vamos lá, a gente precisa ficar em forma pra essa viagem, deixa de preguiça, quando algum demônio vier nos matar eu vou conseguir correr e você não e eu não vou voltar pra salvar ninguem, já aviso que é cada um por si e todos por ninguem.

mxrszall

“Não obrigada, vou continuar aqui observando junto com meu amiguinho milkshake.”

#c.#c. angelxcom

vhnelix-blog

Não, não vai caber uma prancha de surfe na van. Pra onde acha que estamos indo? Um acampamento de férias? Qual é, tome jeito e termine de arrumar sua mala antes que acabe deixando tudo pra amanhã e atrasando as coisas pra todo mundo.

mxrszall

“Quem é o coitado que tá levando essa comida de rabo?”.

“Amélie, nunca pensei que fosse ver você, logo você perdendo a calma com uma coisa tão irrelevante quanto essa. Trocamos de papel e eu não sei?”.

#c.#c. vhnelix

pexrlj-blog

Não me de esse olhar! Eu sei que eu já devia ter feito as malas a essa altura, mas eu vou fazer elas amanhã, juro. Já tenho na cabeça direitinho o que vou levar, só estou com preguiça de fazer-las.

mxrszall

“Pena que ter tudo em mente não vai fazer as malas se arrumarem sozinhas. Até que isso seria algo muito útil, se existisse.”

“Também não estou com tudo arrumado. Falando nisso, você viu o carregador do notebook por ai?”.

#c.#c. czlinedy

even more fucking text memes!

actual texts:

txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"

txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."

txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."

txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"

txt - "you're a fucking asshole."

txt - "did you fuck him/her?"

txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."

txt - "you fucking infuriate me."

txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"

txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"

txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"

txt - "i want to fuck you."

txt - "fuck right off."

txt - "i'm fucking sorry."

txt - "i won't fucking apologise."

txt - "this is your fucking fault."

txt - "you're fucking beautiful."

txt - "you're fucking ugly."

txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."

txt - "i fucking despise you."

txt - "fuck."

txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."

txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"

txt - "i've been fucking arrested."

txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."

txt - "just fucking shut up already."

txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."

txt - "send me fucking pictures."

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"

txt - "i want you fucking naked."

txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

#for ask

[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!

( ✉ ➞ mason ) eu até diria

( ✉ ➞ mason ) que se eu tivesse lá poderia ter ajudado

( ✉ ➞ mason ) mas ai que ia lascar tudo de vez

( ✉ ➞ mason ) POIS É NÉ

#ask.#mxswn

#\\ - SÓ VEM

princess-peachie

Angelic Pretty Questions

Sugary Carnival: Have you ever been considered popular? Milky Planet: Besides earth, what planet would you come from? Rose Toilette: Your signature perfume? Whimsical Vanilla-chan: What pets do you have/want to have? Marine Kingdom: Favourite undersea creature? Dreamy Dollhouse: Describe your room with just 5 words. Melty Chocolate: Favourite type of chocolate? Sugar Dream Dome: What do you like most about Winter? Milky Berry: What do you like most about Summer? Happy Garden: What types of things would you plant in a garden? Magical Étoile: Favourite attraction at a carnival? Toy Parade: What toys did you play with as a child? Holy Lantern: Describe the darker side to your personality. Melody Doll: What types of music do you listen to? Wonder Party: Favourite type of tea? Glass Bottle of Tears: What, without fail, makes you cry? Cinema Doll: What makes a movie really enjoyable for you? Memorial Cake: What is your ideal romantic experience? Star Night Theatre: If life was viewed as a theatre stage, what role would you play? Cotton Candy Shop: If you had your own shop, what things would you sell? Decoration Dream: Favourite way to decorate a cake? Fancy Box: What gift(s) did you get for your birthday last year? Misty Sky: What is your favourite type of weather? Dreamy Horoscope: What is your zodiac sign, and do you relate to it? Symphonia of Birds: Favourite type of bird? Day Dream Carnival: What do you daydream about the most? Royal Cards: Name a game you are really good at. Milky Cross: Are you a religious person? Cream Cookie: What kinds of snacks do you munch on? Drained Cherry: What emotionally exhausts you? Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you? Holy Night Story: Favourite thing to do when it’s night time? Candy Treat: Favourite type of candy? Fantastic Dolly: What cosmetics do you use? Drink Me: Favourite drink/beverage? Merry Making Party: Describe the biggest party you’ve ever been to. Country of Sweets: What countries would you like to visit? Fruits Parlour: Favourite fruit? Dream Sky: Have you ever seen a shooting star? Soap Bubbles: How do you like to bathe/shower? Jewelry Jelly: Name 3 of your favourite jewellery pieces. Dream Fantasy: What is your wildest fantasy? Milky-chan the Fawn: Favourite forest animal? Honey Cake: What do you normally eat for breakfast? Dreamy Baby Room: The most childish part of your personality? Chess Chocolate: What piece would you be on a chess board? French Cafe: Favourite thing to eat at a patisserie? Sugar Hearts: How is your love life right now? Wonder Story: What types of things do you like to read about? Twinkle Mermaid: Favourite type of fantasy creature? Gloria: Name a very rare item that you would love to own.

#for ask

promptsareus-blog1

Text Prompts;

[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.

[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

[text]: you were so wasted last night!

[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?

[text]: i’m craving pizza…

[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?

[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?

[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them…

[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!

[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…

[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…

[text]: any new book recommendations?

[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.

[text]: i really need a friend right now

[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…

[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me

[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?

[text]: fuck off!!

[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?

[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you

[text]: we need to talk.

[text]: what time you getting home?

[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!

[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!

[text]: you love me really!

[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!

[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?

[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :(

[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…

[text]: pants are optional.

[text]: did you get the thing????

[text]: ??????

[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened…

[text]: shit shit shit

[text]: asshole, much?

[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it

[text]: wait, what?

[text]: how did you get this number?

#for ask

sentencestarters-and-asks

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name?

Venus: What’s your first language?

Earth: Where’s your home?

Mars: What’s your sexuality?

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?

Saturn: Any pets?

Uranus: What’s your hobby?

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour?

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie?

Cygnus: Favourite weather?

Hydra: Favourite sound?

Galaxies: Love/Friends

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

#for ask

wnq-writers

She thinks she’s living a fairytale, that’s why she fears the world so much, it scares her, because people are nothing like fairies, the sky is not made of candy and the world is not shiny.

cocaine-angell (via wordsnquotes)

#&&. brooke marshall