Descensus Averno Facilis Est

- Vegeta

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There was a point in time where All Star wasn’t associated with Shrek.

Trunks

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Bergamo: I’m very close with Basil. This year we shared a toothbrush.

Basil: ...I was not aware of this.

Bergamo: Well, we did.

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Schrodinger obviously never tried to put a cat in a box.

Dr. Briefs

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Tien: Look, I’m going to be frank...

Yamcha: Okay, can I still be Yamcha?

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Goku: You need a hobby.

Piccolo: I have a hobby!

Goku: Being sad isn’t a hobby.

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Beerus: I should mention that I'm an incredibly powerful ancient being with no limits, no mercy, and no remorse.

Goku: sounds fake but okay.

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Goten and Trunks *in the car with Chi Chi or Bulma*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

Chi Chi/Bulma *doesn't stop*: We have food at home.

Goten and Trunks *in the car with 18 or Videl*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

18/Videl *pulling up to the drive-thru*: One black coffee, please.

Goten and Trunks *in the car with Goku or Vegeta*: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

Goku/Vegeta: McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!

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Berserk Kale: I’m going to kill you!

Goku: That would be intimidating if you were, well, intimidating.

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Frieza: What the hell do you want, you crazy Saiyan bastard?

Kale: I’m a woman.

Frieza: Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy Saiyan bastard.

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Vegeta *to Team Universe 9*: Hey guys, how's your health plan.

Universe 9: *attacks*

Vegeta *knocking them out*: Apparently it's great!

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Vegeta: you wanna take this outside?!

Goku: Sure!

Vegeta: Wow! What a lovely evening!

Goku: This was a really good idea!

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Parunga: And for your third wish?

Goku *slamming his fork down after his second strawberry cheesecake*: TAKE A WILD GUESS!

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Bulma: Look at the little baby.

Bulla: *baby giggling*

Bulma: Now, look at the big baby.

Vegeta: Wah.

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Dyspo: 80% exhaustion, 10% puns, and 20% doesn’t care.

Toppo: That’s 110%

Dyspo: 20% doesn’t care.

Toppo: I should’ve seen that coming.

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Dr. Briefs: Need some sleep, Bulma?

Bulma: Um, no?

Dr. Briefs: You have bags under your eyes.

Bulma: It’s... a look I’m going for.

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Krillin: Are we fighting?

18: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

Krillin: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

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*After returning to Earth from Yardrat*

Goku: Thought you were dead.

Vegeta: I got better.