Gandhi is my Homie

Disclaimer: Gandhi is not my homie, seeing as how he is dead.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[deathbymilk1]

[5titties]

my dogs gave me a lecture today

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance]

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

[xviistars]

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

[wonderfulandterriblethings]

I never realized this until you pointed it out

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

god damnit

[turtle-beardd-deactivated201406]

I hate one direction and rihanna.

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

[ibeencertified-blog]

[iraffiruse]

[troyesivan]

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

[astrangertomykin]

I will always try and reblog this.

[linkin-lake]

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

[deactivated-momwrecker-deactiva]

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[prettyyellowflowers-deactivated]

i

[twerkinshield]

DO U WANT APLE?

[4gifs]

[brihime]

Omg dude..

[thetomska]

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?

[marvelousmerriment]

x

Bonus:

[theofficialariel]

CRYING

[bunnyfood]

[my-pasta-be-expensive]

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

[1o14-deactivated20181217]

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

[thetendershark]

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED