Cowboy Shitposting @myboah - Tumblr Blog

i made this today

arthur morgan is ace rep and also a bi man and also trans and nonbinary and also a he/him lesbian and also a gay man and most importantly he shoots cops

rednightmare18

"memes that would kill arthur morgan. egirls that would kill arthur morgan. songs that would kill arthur morgan." arthur morgan drinks swamp water and eats snake & skunkmeat stew that has been sitting out in 1899 satan's ass crack humidity for 2 days. arthur morgan has to breathe in criminal musk and cowboy gland secretions 24/7 in the zero a/c southern sun while drinking sugarless coffee blacker than hot melt asphalt. you cannot kill arthur morgan in a way that matters. one sip of liquid from arthur morgan's nasty little travel cup would kill you instantly

lazypapers

I was in utter disbelief, Dutch was making fun of Arthur. This motherf-

vyyrm

Me seeing a horse: omg red dead reference

trbotunnel

im losing btw.

crowtrail

Another sketch from awhile ago I might polish up later ✨

paulmccartneyismywife

Red dead redemption 2 is a great game for the girlies who miss Barbie horse adventure

You basically get a cowboy doll and you've gotta take really good care of your little cowboy. He's gotta eat and drink and take baths. You can dress him up and brush his hair and there's so many clothing and hair options. He also can bond with his pony. You can also tame other ponies and can have endless pony friends!

And all of your friends have their own ponies too! You get to go riding your ponies with your friends it's great.

You can also pick flowers and watch animals! My cowboy loves birdwatching with his pony

And nothing bad ever happens especially not to your wonderful little cowboy. He lives forever and never dies and nothing terrible happens to him at all.