My Friend Pat

Sayings from Pat of the Yan Clan

[myfriendpat]

Pat: le sigh

some reason i feel stressed about everything right now

Me: err?

this is unpat-like

Pat: it is!

i need some dick

LOL

[myfriendpat]

That could world.

[myfriendpat]

He Keeps It Real

Me: My friend gave me this girl's FB so I can friend request her, then I friend requested her and she's not accepting it...She must hate me huh? :(

Pat: You know what I hear from you? Wah fucking wah, you fucking bitch.

[myfriendpat]

Thin Walls

Me: This house is crazy. You can literally hear EVERYTHING a person is doing. I've been holding my shit in for the longest time because of that.

Pat: Well, I farted before in the bathroom. Did you hear that?

Me: ...I thought you were blowing your nose.

[myfriendpat]

Tim: How do you know what the world ending looks like?

Pat: The world ends in my heart everyday.

[myfriendpat]

fuck my hopeful sap ass small dick having ass

[myfriendpat]

[12:00:58 AM] Jill: he got twilight disease

[12:01:12 AM] Pat: i got that sparkly small dick

[myfriendpat]

I'm a fat flappy pussy! *Cries*