Another Super Cringe Millenial

early 30’s / she/her / kinda dorky

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[mygooseiscooked]

I’m back to waitressing after 7 years away, and I work with like a dozen teenage boys and I got so mad that they wouldn’t move for me to restock cups I hit one of them in the ankles with ghe cup dolly

Now I feel like an asshole

I’m supposed to be the adult and set a good example

Instead straight attack mode first night

I need a lot of help

[toskarinfr]

[sylestial]

[goth-queen]

[mygooseiscooked]

I was raised by a cup of coffee

[mygooseiscooked]

When I finally get out of my shell and hang out with a friend: happy, talkative, joking, overjoyed

When the friend leaves: I am the dumbest human being to ever live, every word I said was asinine, I am the worst, I deserve to die in solitude

brain, why?

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[mygooseiscooked]

hi hello, 911? I saw a picture of the real life Jonathan Sims and he doesn’t look anything like I imagined *sirens heard in the distance*

[vexheart]

[mygooseiscooked]

“I asked chatGPT” yeah well I asked the wasps nest in my attic and it sang to me about how beautiful I am and now my skin itches and

[mygooseiscooked]

today I will rebel by finding joy and whimsy and loving other hunans

[mygooseiscooked]

Screaming into the void (posting on tumblr): yay hehe wahoo no one will ever see this or care

The void screaming back (someone actually likes or reposts): I am famous. I am a legend. I am going to be remembered

[mygooseiscooked]

Recently getting into drawing and taking some classes online for the sole purpose of making TMA fanart

[valtsv]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor