Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context.
One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, āWho here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?ā
I happen to know but Iām trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, āLower,ā and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, āYou know, donāt you.ā
āMy momās a doc,ā I said. He gave me a āso say itā gesture and I said, āFour to ten percent depending on your sources.ā
Everyone else looked surprised and horrified.
And the paramedic said, āWeāre gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?ā
The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse.
āWhat do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?ā
The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, āA corpse.ā
āRight,ā says the paramedic. āSomeone who isnāt breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what Iām telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.ā
So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated.
But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflƩ - well.
Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where weād be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA.
What the whole world would look like.
Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time youāll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god.
If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they werenāt there.
(*if youāre curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)
That Vonnegut quote brings this particular moment to mind:
Yes, itās just a pie. Yes, the pie itself doesnāt do much direct damage in the grand scheme of things. But the pie is resistance, and resistance inspires resistance. Resistance inspires survival. Throwing pies sometimes starts a movement. Throwing pies sometimes saves lives.
And of course, we havenāt spoken about the inherent morality of throwing pies at oppressors in a world where oppressors have outlawed pie throwing. At the very least, pie throwing is a reminder to the oppressors that no matter how much money they have, no matter how much power they have, there are still some people, some moments they canāt control.
Iād rather go out throwing pies than just rolling over and accepting that pie throwing isnāt going to solve anything. Yeah, the pie throwing doesnāt immediately solve the problem, but it doesnāt have to because itās just a starting point. So throw the damn pie.
So throw the damn pie















