Weirdo's random shit

Hi. I'm a guy who just made his Tumblr account and is messing around ^_^

[futubandera]

[fuckyeahloldemort]

How

[cluelesskelly]

Wtf

[brandyalexanders-moved-deactiva]

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

[egberts]

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[tittytron]

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

[throh-moved]

[dysfunctionalbubble]

[gamecuboid]

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

[babygoatsandfriends]

[cat--meow-deactivated20151118]

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

[pyrocircus]

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

[knockturntallie]

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

how do people just magically find people that wanna actually date you. I always find the ones that don’t want the commitment when that’s what I really want wtf

[ligerscout]

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

[ligerscout]

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

[runestele]

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

[homeophobia]

I almost just ruined my life

[raveninneverland]

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

[anthonyamorim]

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[komaedakouhai]

[gerikeysarchive-deactivated2013]

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying