[munchsquad-official]

how terrible it must be to love me

[petitebabyslut]

Your type

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

[rosebramblewolf]

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

[rosebramblewolf]

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The movie’s cover / poster is Rami Malek surrounded by all these horror movie monsters while holding up a pizza box. He’s making this face:

[brittywritesstuff]

I wholly support this.

[runprussia]

[toastbutteregg]

5/20/2020

[sassyintern]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[beesbutreal]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

[ironmaidenhead]

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[demonicae]

It was the 90′s you were legally obliged to dress like that.

[movisual]

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gay-irl]

Gay_IRL

[karmicallydelicious]

[ungratefullittleshit]

“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”

[screenshotsofdespair]

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[shoolis]

*stays crunchy in milk*

[shadgandel]

impressive

[shoolis]

You ain’t seen nothing yet *makes your milk into chocolate milk*

[shadgandel]

Get out of here!

[shoolis]

I’m not done yet! *Is part of a complete breakfast*

[shadgandel]

This can’t be…!!

[ronan-adam]

casey & izzie - atypical 3x09

[cottagecore-evermore]

selena gomez just posted this to her insta story:

and this is the media reaction:

and I just -

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

MEDIA SWEETIE.... arent you tired

[whitepeopletwitter]