Deceptitoast

Sometimes I make art. Sometimes I make animatic. Sometimes I make text post.

[myrmyr21]

I have made an Astarion and Cazador animatic! set to Six Hundred Strike from that Epic: the Musical thing that I've glimpsed on my periphery

[myrmyr21]

Two years ago I started making this and then never finished it– well, I never cleaned it up.

But I decided finally to post it, because it's not half bad. I haven't listened to Malevolent in, ha, nearly two years (I should probably catch up) so I have no idea if anything I've drawn here is still relevant.

(I am working on a new animatic for Baldur's Gate 3 but we'll see if I finish that one either)

[keferon]

I'm doing this little personal challenge where I turn on some playlist on YouTube and then draw a separate sketch for each song from it hehe

[myrmyr21]

This just in on "funniest texts I've received from my fiancé"

[stinkytrashman]

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[thehmn]

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

[objectlessondujour]

The psych nerds found out ages ago that punishments that make the child think for a few minutes (about one minute or year of age until they're tweens) is much more helpful to develope social intelligence and understanding than punishments which prevents thinking, like the ones that involve pain. In fact, corporal punishment encouraged lying, extreme reactions, violent outbursts, go figure, they don't trust you.

[bogleech]

This is all really fucking serious and important and I'm mainly reblogging for that, because this correct mentality needs to be spread around more, but I'm also reblogging because I absolutely lost it at the child who dreads having to wear the normal blue hat of shame.

[myrmyr21]

When I was like three or four and misbehaved, my mom would put me in the corner or something for a few minutes as punishment. Apparently this never worked, because I would be singing to myself and reciting stories and having fun in my own little world.

So she put me on a stool and sat me under the kitchen table. The stool put me at such a height that I couldn't quite sit up straight and I was uncomfortably craned enough to make me actually consider it a punishment and not just a fun time to sit by myself.

[myrmyr21]

(a dance?)

[myrmyr21]

So I've been drawing a lot of Shockwave lately...

(Yes that is baby Damus and teenage Tarn. Shockwave has his work cut out for that one, and his parenting skills are... look he tries his best okay)

[decepti-thots]

one of the things i'm going to write about probably post-RiL is how mtmte s1 handles its foreshadowing for Magnus, as well as the deliberate misdirects. this is one of the less interesting but funnier ones, in that i simply do not believe all the magnus armour wearers could possibly have been Like That TM enough to casually refer to themselves in the third person habitually. therefore to everyone else it looks like 'ultra magnus' just. started doing that one day. d'you think that's when people started to worry the war was getting to him a bit

[renewablenergon]

I'm losing it over these panels of Ravage becoming increasingly smug from The Transformers (UK) #258

also bonus cute Ravage:

[ihatebrainstorm]

Damn Ravage really hit Wheeljack with the

and

[myrmyr21]

A couple workplace Minimus sketches I found in my notepad. Medium: ballpoint pen on receipt paper (left) and post-it note (right)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My chihuahua Ragnar chasing a crow

[a-sentient-cup]

Who would win?

Ragnar the Chihuahua

Crow

Voting ended onMar 4, 2024

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[myrmyr21]

Hang on now why does Ragnar look so much like my dog

[myrmyr21]

Minimus and Ravage are everything to me

[audioeidolon]

So you’ve written rare pair fic on AO3- how rare are we talking? Select how many fics are tagged for your rarest written pairing on AO3, and let’s see how rare your ship REALLY is.

2000+ (You are on a luxury cruise.)

1500-1999 (You’ve chartered a trip and drank margaritas on the deck.)

1000-1499 (You are fishing off the back hoping desperately for more.)

500-999 (Storms may pass but you are unsinkable.)

100-499 (There is no bond like that of you and the five others manning the ship)

50-99 (The ship left the dock without everyone on board and you cannot drive.)

10-49 (The only reason you’re alone on board is you’re the only one with taste.)

Less than 10 (I am the captain now.)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[myrmyr21]

Shockwave is pretty much the only transformers character with MILF vibes. All others are either DILFs, hunks, twunks, twinks, cuties, or disasters.

In this essay I will- *distant gunshot*

[mx-jester]

takes you to hospital: no please do go on

[myrmyr21]

One may assume that the MILF vibe is bestowed merely by Shockwave's buxom build. However Prowl, though likewise rather buxom, is at best a disaster-twunk. What is the difference, you may wonder?

Well, it's a matter of- *second gunshot*

[mx-jester]

STOP GETTING SHOT IM TRYING TO LISTEN!?

[myrmyr21]

[in the distance, Soundwave chambers another round]

[myrmyr21]

Shockwave is pretty much the only transformers character with MILF vibes. All others are either DILFs, hunks, twunks, twinks, cuties, or disasters.

In this essay I will- *distant gunshot*

[mx-jester]

takes you to hospital: no please do go on

[myrmyr21]

One may assume that the MILF vibe is bestowed merely by Shockwave's buxom build. However Prowl, though likewise rather buxom, is at best a disaster-twunk. What is the difference, you may wonder?

Well, it's a matter of- *second gunshot*