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i went to a friend's birthday party and was mildly upset when he beheaded one of the attending guests

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I was playing Tomodachi life & everything being sold in the food store was Oreos

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i was at a family function. they'd blocked the stairs between the ground and first floor because they could turn it into an obstacle course. at one point i was offered a drink that looked like a mixture of light and dark beer that had separated into two distinct layers. i don't remember how it tasted

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i was randomly cast as a last-minute replacement with no rehearsal in one of my high school's musical theater productions, which started as h*rry p*tter them turned into moana and then into hadestown, and it took place in the gym i took gymnastics in as a child. i had no idea what i was doing and was just trying to follow what everyone else was doing and would get yelled at a lot by the cast, crew, and director, all of whom were people i deeply respect.

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Photo translation:

Left text, first line: and don’t you ever forget that you always have been and always will be

Left text, second line: the only orchid in our office

*photo of a water lily*

Left text, third line: that’s a water lily

Right text, last line: minor detail

Context: I had a student who worked under me for a while and one time we were preparing a new set for filming and I was collecting fake flowers to put them in a vase and he, in front of everyone, told me that we don’t need any fake flowers when I’m the orchid of our office

So my colleagues started calling me their orchid 🥹

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Recently I worked on a long project abroad and one of our local production assistants was named Kane (pronounced as Ken) and he started calling me Barbie pretty soon after we met because I was often in pink 🥹

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Photo translation:

Left text, first line: and don’t you ever forget that you always have been and always will be

Left text, second line: the only orchid in our office

*photo of a water lily*

Left text, third line: that’s a water lily

Right text, last line: minor detail

Context: I had a student who worked under me for a while and one time we were preparing a new set for filming and I was collecting fake flowers to put them in a vase and he, in front of everyone, told me that we don’t need any fake flowers when I’m the orchid of our office

So my colleagues started calling me their orchid 🥹

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My corgi was swinging on a swingset. Somehow.

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I was a teen again and I was touring high schools. One of them had really bad hazing rituals involving someone’s mother. Another had purple lockers. I was glad upon waking up.

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The wind was a paid actor

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I forged my microbiology homework so I could diagnose the new disease my brothers Rory and Cory had. I also locked them in a dog run(large, room-like kennel) to quarantine them. I had to figure this out by reading the homework because I had amnesia

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my dad had been dating my favorite character, who after they broke up, sent him a text saying that he was abusing me & my siblings (he wasn’t) and that they should get full custody instead

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my dad had been dating my favorite character, who after they broke up, sent him a text saying that he was abusing me & my siblings (he wasn't) and that they should get full custody instead

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i accidentally mispronounced Mamdani’s name in public and people surrounded me pointing and laughing :( I dont live in New York :(

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Was trying so hard to blow a big balloon for the photo that my jaw ended up hurting

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Everyone on that “Someone will die” Simpsons promo got Final Destination’d.

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library