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Everyone on that “Someone will die” Simpsons promo got Final Destination’d.

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library

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Two (male) cartoon bullies went on a date and became boyfriends

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A colleague seemed really secretive about their hair. After some assurance, they told me that they’re not a natural brunet

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Someone got off a rollercoaster and tried to say “that was a thrilling ride!” but it came out of their mouth as “that was a thropping rick!”

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Pattie gonia the drag queen and I were stuck while traveling at my old middle school. She was an alumni of the middle school as well. We needed to raise some money for travel so she hosted a couple of drag shows at the school but they were so popular and loud that the teachers shut it down. 

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Was trying so hard to blow a big balloon for the photo that my jaw ended up hurting

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My grandma kidnapped me and locked me in a birdcage with centipedes until I gained magical powers and broke out

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I was playing the new Mario Party and i got bored so i dropped a hot steel ball through the manual and it burned through it so obviously that my mom yelled at me for it

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The wind was a paid actor

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i was at a mall with my mom, we were supposed to go to the food court for lunch, but i got lost from her along the way. i kept going as if nothing happened and went to order something at a KFC, but ended up playing a sort of yu-gi-oh match with the cashiers who were all kpop demon hunters style animated girls. the cards had regular people on them instead of the actual yu-gi-oh guys, and i distinctly remember playing a donald trump card

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Dream

dreamt the hot new meme was to draw over batman’s and robin’s costumes ms paint to make them look silly.

[the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor]

Someone tag me and remind me to do this later.

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@the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor reminder to do this later

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Dream

dreamt the hot new meme was to draw over batman’s and robin’s costumes ms paint to make them look silly.

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Mom woke me up to ask why did I put her bra in the fridge

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I was texting my crush and he said he went to the school club I was most active in to do something for a friend. When he got there to help out the friend and also possibly join the club, before he even said anything, all of the club cabinet just looked at him and said "No, you're too much of a capitalist."

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My friend got me this cute little guy because his eyes match my nails 🥺🥺🩷

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My name is Matea