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My corgi was swinging on a swingset. Somehow.

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I was a teen again and I was touring high schools. One of them had really bad hazing rituals involving someone’s mother. Another had purple lockers. I was glad upon waking up.

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The wind was a paid actor

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I forged my microbiology homework so I could diagnose the new disease my brothers Rory and Cory had. I also locked them in a dog run(large, room-like kennel) to quarantine them. I had to figure this out by reading the homework because I had amnesia

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my dad had been dating my favorite character, who after they broke up, sent him a text saying that he was abusing me & my siblings (he wasn’t) and that they should get full custody instead

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my dad had been dating my favorite character, who after they broke up, sent him a text saying that he was abusing me & my siblings (he wasn't) and that they should get full custody instead

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i accidentally mispronounced Mamdani’s name in public and people surrounded me pointing and laughing :( I dont live in New York :(

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Was trying so hard to blow a big balloon for the photo that my jaw ended up hurting

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Everyone on that “Someone will die” Simpsons promo got Final Destination’d.

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library

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There were long shelves filled with hentai at my local library

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Two (male) cartoon bullies went on a date and became boyfriends

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A colleague seemed really secretive about their hair. After some assurance, they told me that they’re not a natural brunet

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Someone got off a rollercoaster and tried to say “that was a thrilling ride!” but it came out of their mouth as “that was a thropping rick!”

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Pattie gonia the drag queen and I were stuck while traveling at my old middle school. She was an alumni of the middle school as well. We needed to raise some money for travel so she hosted a couple of drag shows at the school but they were so popular and loud that the teachers shut it down. 

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Was trying so hard to blow a big balloon for the photo that my jaw ended up hurting

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My grandma kidnapped me and locked me in a birdcage with centipedes until I gained magical powers and broke out