Savagely Sophisticated

Accept No More Substitutes

[myrrshall]

oh say can you açai 🇺🇸 . . . #acaibowl #owenwilsonwow #memorialdayweekend #mdw #outerbanks #nom #dailyfood #skinnylegend (at Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina)

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I ugly cried at work today. #puppybowl @animalplanet (at Discovery Communications)

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We came. We tried. We regret. #raccoon @incrediblepunya @justjuss @womanmanno (at Silver Spring, Maryland)

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Thanks to everyone who made the last year the best one yet - here's to the next great adventure! #25 #birthday #atleastthe2worked 🎉

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🇺🇸 let's go fly a kite (at Washington National Mall)

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I was told Leslie Knope would be here. #nopeknope #lesterkanopf (at Lincoln Memorial)

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PULL THE LEVER, KRONK! #Kuzcoween #Yzma #Kronk #Kuzco #besthalloweencostume (at Columbia Heights)

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Just spending a casual Sunday night with @theresacaputo and the rest of the #longislandmedium crew #LIMLive #tlc #work

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"I used every tool at my disposal." The perfect caption for the perfect setup? #wine #TGIT #shondaland (at The Premier)

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😂#truelove (at Washington, District of Columbia)

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Excited for all that 2016 has in store! Especially with weirdo friends like mine. #hello2016

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If you don't love Christmas in DC, get out. (leave, right now) #zoolights (at Smithsonian’s National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute)

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One of these things doesn't belong... 😚 (at U Street)

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"We aren't a wine family - we're a hard liquor family!" #ThingsMomSays #happymothersday (at Fort Monroe)

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@caitlyn_russ on her excitement over the #royalbaby. This is why we're friends. 👑👫🇬🇧

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@caitlyn_russ on her excitement over the #royalbaby. This is why we're friends.