Random Shit of the Internet

Life is too short for burritos with no guac.

[markwatney]

call 911 she’s been shot

[innocenceconfused-deactivated20]

Hippolyta telling Diana “Be careful in the world of men. They do not deserve you!!!” was honestly aesthetic af and iconic….like wow add that to the list of things to tell my daughter on her first day of kindergarten!!!

[mysanitycannotbesaved]

me, laying in bed staring at the ceiling: i will never know what josh lyman and donna moss named their children

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Have you been an extra in movies?

no but ive been extra in Real Life

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[firesuns-archive]

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

[gothiclemon-blog]

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[buffysummers]

What did you say, ma’am?

[widowofwaterfront]

Akecheta didn’t die for a decade, A DECADE, even though he was one of the most targeted by the guests. WHAT A BAD BITCH.

[robins-gay-suspenders]

[cumaeansibyl]

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

[hanszimmr]

That Maeve and Dolores scene couldn’t have come at a better time tbh. You could see the empathy on Dolores’ face when Maeve tells her about her daughter. She’s not a mother but she felt that because she, too, has a familial bond she can’t let go of. If Maeve ever finds out what Dolores has lived through, all the rapes and murders she’s lived through, she would be the first to understand that Dolores is not the villain here and that, no, she isn’t “going too far,” as many fans have been bitching about lately. These two women are not enemies and never have been and it’d be nice if everyone stops trashing one for the other, thanks for coming to my ted talk. 

[hexgirlsgroupie]

me watching everyone shoot @ william

[julie090995]

LOOK! HE’S BEEN HIDING THE TONGUES UNDER HIS PICKLE THE WHOLE TIME

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Me watching Maeve team up with Mako fucking Mori to assassinate an evil rapist asshole, massacre all of his men and ascend to robot godhood:

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this