Vampires Are The Sexiest Monsters

I’m Kassi. She/They pronouns. 26 years old. I have bad taste in characters, I’m a homo, and my comfort character as a child was Charlie Brown so that should tell you everything you need to know about me

[lexdelioncourt]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[frankherbertsdune]

It's so funny to me that Mary Shelley, her husband, John Polidori, and Lord Byron had a competition to see who could write the best horror story and she wrote fucking Frankenstein. Imagine losing a competition that badly. Imagine just doing a silly little competition with your friend and she basically invents a new genre and creates one of the most famous characters in fiction. Imagine being proud of your little story and then she shares one that people will still read every day in 200 years. Imagine doing a writing competition with your wife and she becomes so recognizable that you'll always be known as Mary Shelley's husband

[vamplire]

hey hannah there’s this chapter in queen of the damned that i would like to see adapted haha yeah it’s called Part 1, Chapter 4: "The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire,” idk if you’ve heard of it but there’s some lines in there like “Say the word, my love,” Armand said. “I’ll do it. We’ll be in hell together after all.” and “Because I am a coward. And I love you too much to let you go.” you can just put away the creative for this one and put it in the script verbatim yeah it’ll be great okay

[shesnake]

some of us just don’t want to read problematic white authors so ao3 is our only option 🤷‍♀️

oh there is no saving youse

[duncebento]

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3

[anaeolist]

the hallucination of edward cullen that harrow keeps around at all times: 

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[zoctopode]

extremely good commission i got for a dragon who lost her hoard and had to get a fast food job

[zoctopode]

various goofs

[midnightskywrites]

writers really will spend twenty minutes pacing around the kitchen thinking “this scene is genius” and then sit down to type and suddenly remember approximately three words and one emotional vibe

[fairycosmos]

the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything

[romcommunist]

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

[lovingrot]

if we all just got in the water and pushed

[robotslenderman]

can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left

and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -

and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH

[stealingpotatoes]

i can't stop thinking abt this post so

[ihateornithologists]

(nine inch nails hurt)

note: i started drawing this before s3 so obviously no s3 events are included (and honestly idgaf)

based on a friend's comment on one of my older posts hhskskj i accidentally quoted this song and then decided i should do it not accidentally..

[cloudabserk]

[lioncunt]

best character of all time

[justallthecolors]

the duality of man

[hockeyfinches]

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women