Shit my Sister Says

Some weird, out of context quotes from my nerdy little sister

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Twigs can be God

Ants

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Trees are salad dressing

Not legally mayonnaise

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People think about mongooses

Sarcasm

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If I said poodle skirts were a genre of music, you’d get it right?

I Do Adore

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I don't speak shapes

Gays

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Why you got titties if you a penguin, bitch?

Offensive clothes

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Is laughing when you get hurt a dad joke?

Elina

[mysisterisanerd]

Give me my 2008 emo reminiscence.

Victory

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The world is my oyster, and my oyster just told me to go fuck myself.

The endless void of life

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Hashtag James Bond is secretly a reindeer.

Chopper

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It's hard to hate humans when they have a pot on their head.

Donnel

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My finger is cute too, bitch.

Friend’s boyfriend

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It's 12 hours ahead. It's like Japan, except it's Hawaii.

Alola

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Momma's gonna cry. He brought back his fish.

Fluffy Things

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There's this kid in my class that doesn't talk to me, but every time he passes me, he dabs.

Dat Boi in Peer Tutoring

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Bursting out of these sleeves with bicep power.

Peer pressure

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I'd produce my own CD. Hot Kim Possible remixes.

Pirates