âHoney, can you come in here a second?â
âI want your opinion on something.â
âIâm going to this club my friends told me about. You think your old mom looks okay?â
âWow, are you kidding me, mom? You look smoking hot!â
âAw, arenât you sweet. But seriously, you think your mom will be able to get some attention from the guys? There will be so many younger girls there.â
âYou think the guys in the club will be interested in your mom?â
âYou think they guys would like to dance with your mom and buy her drinks?â
âOh yeah, definitely mom! But if youâre worried about the younger girls there, maybe you should make sure you get noticed by the guys. How about pulling up your dress a bit so they get a good look at you?
âReally? You think I should hike up my dress a bit?â
âSure mom. Just a little to show that sweet ass of yoursâ
âOh yeah mom!, thatâs perfect! Uh, mom, are you wearing any panties?â
*gasp* âYoung man! What kind of question is that to ask your own mother? For your information, I am. Your mother is not some kind of slut to go out clubbing without any underwear on!â
âSorry mom. I just couldnât make out if you were.â
âWell I am, see? Itâs a g-string because I hear thatâs what the young guys like these days.â
âOh wow, mom, those are nice! But guys like it even better when women have nothing on underneath. Maybe youâd like to try going without them?â
âWhat? You really think your mom should go out clubbing without any panties on?â
âJust saying itâll make things easier for they guys when theyâre grinding up against you on the dance floor..â
âMaybe youâre right. Okay, off they go!â
âThere. Is that better?â
âOh, yeah, definitely! You donât mind if I hang onto them for a while, do you?â
âI suppose itâs okay. You probably want to jerk off in them donât you? Just make sure you put them in the laundry hamper once youâre done. And just because itâs your momâs night out, doesnât mean you can stay up late - youâve got school tomorrow!â