cringelitis

smiri hormone

[talesofapyrrhicwriter]

Sabrina: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Nick: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

[mackbookbro]

nick: I don’t care about the world, I only care about you.

me:

[rosesocietyy]

Sabrina: *spouting off stolen answers like a freaking machine*

Ambrose:

[fycaos]

Chapter Two: The Dark Baptism | Chapter Fourteen: Lupercalia

[fycaos]

#started from the “mortal”, now we’re here

[calunara-deactivated20220420]

“Do you think I can have one more kiss? I’ll find closure on your lips, and then I’ll go. Maybe also one more breakfast, one more lunch, and one more dinner. I’ll be full and happy and we can part. But in between meals, maybe we can lie in bed one more time. One more prolonged moment where time suspends indefinitely as I rest my head on your chest. My hope is if we add up the “one mores” they will equal a lifetime and I’ll never have to get to the part where I let you go. But that’s not real is it. There are no more one mores. I met you when everything was new and exciting, and the possibilities of the world seem endless. And they still are… for you, for me, but not for us. Somewhere between then and now, here and there, I guess we didn’t just grow apart, we grew up. When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. Unfortunately sometimes things don’t break, they shatter. But when you let the light in, shattered glass will glitter. And in those moments when the pieces of what we were catch the sun, I’ll remember just how beautiful it was. Just how beautiful it’ll always be. Because it was US. And we were magic. Forever.”

[failvillain]

“The crypts are the safest place in Winterfell”

THE CRYPTS are the place where HUNDREDS OF DEAD KINGS are buried, in a moment in which an army of people who can REVIVE CORPSES is coming.

[daeneryskairipa]

[theons-deactivated20200725]

arya stark said fuck it im not dying a virgin

[fancymuffins-and-wannabecakes]

[aliveandsad]

Salem being a mood

[blonde-reverie]

Every time Hilda answers the phone she does it cheerfully af then her demeanor drops cause she’s always hearing about someone dying but why is she surprised she works in a

m o r t u a r y

[d-e-l-i-g-h-t-e-d]

Instagram: @ladytumblrlover

[mushtoi]

Began watching saturday, finished it yesterday. I can’t handle myself seriously. I’ve always loved Sabrina’s adaptation as a kid, and I really enjoyed that one. 🙏

Such spooky vibes.🔥

[domcelliniartblog]

[malomega]

Okay but Sabrina saying that she can’t rule over hell on earth because she has school has the same energy as Peter saying he can’t go fight Cap because he has homework

[pearsonwinchesters]

Father Blackwell: *Is a big ole misogynist who is starting an all male organisation*

The other male witches: *Are big ole misogynists who join the organisation*

Ambrose, who just wants to be able to leave the house and hang out with his bf: