West of Weird

Hello! My name is Dipper Pines. Right now I'm spending the summer in Gravity Falls with my twin sister Mabel. We're staying at our Grunkle Stan's crazy place, the Mystery Shack. A lot of weird stuff happens here in Gravity Falls... --------------------------------------- Member of DCRP but will RP with anyone! I track the tag mysterysolvingdipper. FC is Dylan Everett. M!A: None and accepting.

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ooc: wow i'm horrible omg i'm so sorry i haven't been on guys!! life's gotten really crazy these past few weeks. but i promise i'll be on this weekend!!

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ooc: Yooo, sorry I've been gone for the past few days!! It's been a crazy week, hope you guys understand.

But I'm here now~ Like this if I owe you a reply pls and thank you!

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ooc: Switching over to Wendy's account, be back here later possibly!

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Dear person I hate who isn't Gideon,

Seriously? It can't be Gideon?

Well...

Dear guy who punched me in the face in fifth grade,

You suck. I didn't even touch your gummi koalas!

Sincerely,

Dipper Pines

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Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

I know you exist already so stop eating all the cookies and leaving before I can get a picture of you!

Sincerely,

Dipper Pines

P.S. - It would be really cool if you could get me some more mystery novels. Thanks.

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"Well I wouldn't know where it is, or where it came from. My eyes stung really bad after I licked it and blacked out. When I woke up the flower was shriveled up and grey." Meghan frowned.

"Huh." He said, thinking. Maybe he would start his own journal to write about all this new stuff he found out. "Do you think you could tell me anything else about this flower?

[uptown-grunk]

"Not just a weirdo with journal. You’re still really smart journal or not I bet. You are going to study that flower, maybe you’ll find something I couldn’t. So what’s so special about me that it’s such an honor then.” She chuckled and tilted her head

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Scratching the back of his head, "Wow, thanks...." He paused for a moment, thinking. "I've never met anyone whose eyes change color like that! That's so weird, but like, in a cool way."

[studiostud-blaine]

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So please, if you get directed to this website or one that looks similar, the most important thing is to NOT PANIC. It can be resolved. The FBI themselves issued a statement here that this website is a scam, and should not be trusted. Do not take this lightly — this malware virus can destroy your computer.

Reblogging this could save someone’s computer, and their bank account.

[magicalgirlmadokamagica-deactiv]

This just happened to me. I was sure it wasn’t legit.

[finalgirljubi]

Actually got redirected here via Tumblr of all things a few days ago. Best thing to do is just manually close your browser if it won’t let you exit it [had issues on firefox] and then do a virus scan juuuust in case. c:

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Hey dude! What's up?

"Soos! Just the guy I’ve been looking for." He grinned. "Wanna help me investigate some tracks I found out back? They’re HUGE!"

[soosquestionmarkguy-blog-deacti]

"Yeah, dude, probably. Do you wanna go look for it, or, like, just go already? I mean, what if we don’t find it?"

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With a sigh, he said, "Well, I guess we could head back out there without it." He pulled out a disposable camera from his vest. "Good thing I've got this!"

[nemorialex]

Alex ran into Dipper

[nemorialex]

"Yup!" She boasted a little. "I’ve had this for a few years now. Wrote every word." She said proudly. She recalled something he said and tilted her head curiously. "So, you’ve got a journal? Maybe we could… exchange notes?" She asked, both timed and extremely excited. 

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"Exchange notes?" He asked, voice almost squeaking in anticipation. "Man, I would love to!" He extracted his own journal from the depths of his vest; it wasn't the one he found in the forest, but his own. "You wanna sit in the shade and do this?"

[wishtoconfess]

Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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"Well I wouldn't know where it is, or where it came from. My eyes stung really bad after I licked it and blacked out. When I woke up the flower was shriveled up and grey." Meghan frowned.

"Huh." He said, thinking. Maybe he would start his own journal to write about all this new stuff he found out. "Do you think you could tell me anything else about this flower?

[uptown-grunk]

She chuckled lightly, “Not really an honor I guess. But it is my honor to be your friend here, since you’re my first over here.” Meghan chuckled more and her eyes turned red her face slightly did too.

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Smiling sheepishly, he said, "An honor to be my friend? Now that's something I can't see." He pulled his journal from his pockets. "I'm just a weirdo with a journal, y'know."

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She nodded “I don’t suppose you have any clue about anywhere else I’d find this kind of thing, would you? I so don’t wanna go to a cemetery… Isn’t there somewhere in the forest, or anybody I can talk to about this?” she asked almost hopeless.

"Also, uh…" Pacifica rubbed the back of her neck awkwardly Thanks. Please don’t tell anyone. I already don’t like knowing about this, and it would be even worse if the whole town knew it too."

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"Nope!" Dipper said, crossing his arms over his chest. He could sense her unease about the whole cemetery thing, and it kind of amused him. "The only place I know you can look is that creepy, dusty, dark, spider-infested cemetery."

"...Well," he said, feeling a little guilty again, "I guess I don't really have any reason to tell everyone...so I won't. But if you mess with Mabel again I will have a reason."

[asktheprincessanna]

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Meg nodded and whipped out her digital camera, ready to snap a shot at any given notice. She checked to make sure the flash was off, of course, and crouched down lower. Thank goodness she was wearing jeans and an old sweater or else everything nice would've gotten dirty.

She quickly sucked in a breath and squat motionless as she heard a rumble. It took everything in her power not to squeak in excitement.

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"Here it comes!" He whispered as he peeked around the base of the tree, camera at the ready. A huge manotaur stepped out from the trees, shaking the ground and scattering all the smaller creatures. "Don't make any sudden movements, or he might catch us..."

"Observe!" He whispered into the now-recording camcorder. "A manotaur on the hunt for jerky. Isn't he graceful?"

[nemorialex]

Alex ran into Dipper

[nemorialex]

"Oh wouldn’t I?" She asked and pulling out her blue and black journal and flipping through the pages. "Let’s see… demons, vampires, basilisks… I’m seen a lot too." She shut the book with one hand, her smile getting bigger. 

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"Woah!" Dipper said, eyes wide with interest. "You've got a journal too? And you've seen the supernatural stuff? He grinned, unable to contain his excitement. "That is so crazy!"

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"Well I wouldn't know where it is, or where it came from. My eyes stung really bad after I licked it and blacked out. When I woke up the flower was shriveled up and grey." Meghan frowned.

"Huh." He said, thinking. Maybe he would start his own journal to write about all this new stuff he found out. "Do you think you could tell me anything else about this flower?

[uptown-grunk]

Meghan chuckled  ”Yeah.. this place is hard to get used to. But out of these two months you’re like the first friend I’ve actually made.” She scratched the back of her head

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"Really?" He asked, tilting his head. He was a bit surprised to have found someone even more introspective than he. "Wow, uh, It's an honor! I mean, to be your first friend here and all."

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((Are you still doing drabbles?? Because I think Trick, Protect, or Nurse Me would be totally cute :3 You don't have to do all three pfft, you can pick one :D ))

((I am! I'm always taking prompts :D

And those are all so cute but I could only think of something for protect ._. ))

Dipper would blame Meg for the situation they were in, but really, he couldn't be mad at her. It was Meg, after all, and she didn't really know what she was doing. Did she?

She certainly acted like she did, at least.

She was standing out the mouth of the cave, wildly waving a stick at the giant mountain lion that had been chasing them for almost an hour now. She had told him to wait behind a large pile of rocks, casting a wink over her shoulder and saying that she "had this all under control."

Well, from where Dipper was, it seemed like it wasn't going to stay "under control" for very long.

Wait, why was he hiding, anyway? Meg was obviously in danger and Dipper had at least some experience with this kind of thing. He hopped out from behind the rocks, brandishing a smaller stone in his fist.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGH!" He yelled, drawing the cougar's attention away from Meg. "Come and get me you big...you big dummy!"

He hurled the rock at its face as hard as he could.

It bounced off the beast's muzzle and landed on the floor with a light plop.

"Uh oh." Dipper said. "Run!"