A lot of people are criticizing Nolanās Odyssey for valid reasons or whatever but Iām here with the only hot take that matters:
How dare he do the Mediterranean Sea dirty like this.
What is this foggy morning in the middle of winter bullshit. What is the northern Atlantic doing in fucking Greece. Why is the brightest color here a desaturated steel blue. How could anyone in good conscience look at such a gorgeous body of water and dare to use such boring ass frames of her.
Look at these images I stole from Google. Look at that color. Those rocks. That shit is why even after being sexually harassed as a child by countless Italian men up and down the entire fucking boot of Italy I still remember visiting it fondly. Itās like the worldās most delicious, chewy fucking turquoise and green and blue jelly and just looking at these photos makes me want to put it into a syringe and shoot it into my fucking eyes.
Go visit the Mediterranean. Fall off a dock into the gorgeous water and scratch your leg frantically swimming away from a beautiful jellyfish. Get some kind of terrifying infection from the scratch that violently swells the whole thing up with puss but the wound ends up kind of looking like an angry face so you nickname it āJimā and try to lance it with a plastic butter knife while in the line for customs. I canāt recommend it enough.
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