gods are asleep, commit acts of hubris

*throws confetti at you* be quiet • Kit. 28.

[fortycumber]

me, after yesterday's ep.:

[mingoooossii]

MY ROYAL NEMESIS (2026) text posts (1/?)

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

[fawnblooms]

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[whirlybirbs]

horny posting about my legal representation (hiromi higuruma)

[sirbogglius]

This season three is craaazyyy

[sephirthoughts]

me: it's a show about clans of hereditary martial artists who can use the power of curses to summon demon wolves, turn blood into deadly weapons, and tear the physical world apart with the concept of infinity

friend: oh yeah who's your favorite character

me: the burned out public defense lawyer

[whirlybirbs]

RAW UNTIL THE BED BREAKS DRAINED DRY

[o0kawaii0o]

3rd years -> pro heroes 🍰🥦💥

[peppersnot]

top hero reads thirst tweets

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[deckitout]

splash free 🏊‍♂️💦

[nightwashh]

first of all jack zimmermann is the original depressed bisexual hockey player. so jot that down ilya rozanov

[silverlullabies]

sees the most hollow eyed, psychologically disturbed, emotionally unavailable, built like a brick wall, 200+ lbs of repressed trauma, covered in dirt and sweat and blood that isn’t his, looks like he hasn’t slept in four days, runs exclusively on nicotine and alcohol, covered in scars, morally grey at best, probably wanted by at least two governments, would rather field dress a wound with whiskey and super glue than talk about his feelings, and communicates exclusively in grunts man

Me: 🥺❤️✨that’s my babygirl🫶🏻🥰

[hunterrami]

chef xavier in a nutshell

[nyancrimew]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies