n.pham

professional nothing do-er | I sometimes draw and write decent stuff-enjoy | no commissions

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GTA A.U OCs | mine-don't steal

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oc comic i made in one day ‼️ if you like class of 09, you'll love this banger! | mine don't steal

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if straight teen boys blogged like tumblr girlbloggers , I imagine them to speak like this:

-"canon event every guy has experienced: slapping your homeboy's ass frequently in 8th grade but you're still straight"

-"will i get more dihh in prison or the usmc?"

-"to all the sugar daddies and cougars in my dms,if you're going to hit on me, check your wallet and reflection first before you even speak to me. Thank you."

-"might become tyler durden soon"

-"i'm like rocky balboa if nobody made movies about him"

-"do you think about sacrificing yourself in front of a large crowd cuz you lack self-esteem, or are you normal?"

-"every man has experienced a period in their life where it was just your own version of the Vietnam war."

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since people have been calling filipinos the mexicans of asia, i'd like to say that vietnamese people are the floridians of asia

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saw an edit of alain delon. Could almost forgive the French

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"whimsy" people are the next fluttershy pfp folk

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how each military branch had fun as a kid:

marine: eating crayons & play doh, terrorising other kids at the playground, biting barbie doll heads off, climbed onto the parts of the playground you're not supposed to be on

navy: made barbie dolls scissor, played mermaids in the pool, played family roleplay

army: role played as ninjago or warrior cats or power rangers (won't confess to it though), terrorising marine right back, did the charlie charlie are you there challenge to prove themself, ran up the slides

airforce: lego, read in the school library, spent lunch with in the art or science class

space force: slime dealer, spread misinformation to cause panic

coast guard: brought water to the sandpit to create a moat, brought action figures into the bath tub

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genuine question: what's the male version of coquette

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random thought: y'all know how conservatives yap about how the past was so much more straight & manly than the current? I honestly have to disagree,even as a straight woman. 'Cause every time I see any catholic biblical painting featuring a naked-ish man, I see that through a masc gay man's POV. Even the 50s men got that masc gay feel to them.

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really don't get why blunt weapon symbolises the hero while sharp weapon symbolises villian. Yeah coz blunt force trauma and having a hammer slammed against your skull isn't harmful...

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I hate being accused of having white fever, daddy issues and a fat fetish. But I can't lie and say I don't have them.

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do attractive, EMPLOYED, HYGIENIC straight fat guys even exist... :(

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vikings in Paris (100% historically factual) | mine-don't steal

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ain't no way I'm legal for old man dihh now

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honestly, the only type of men I can see myself with is middle-aged to 60s... I only physically feel attracted to old man features for some reason.

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headcanon: nick gunnar ( men of war ,1994) is gunnar Jensen's backstory before he joined the expendables. It adds up cos they're both mercenaries, and nick seems like gunnar before he became chemically imbalanced

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I'm surprised that dolph lundgren has never ever played a viking role in his career, since he has the looks for it and physical prowess AND it's basically a canon event for most of the male scandi actors