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Hello... 18+ Blog. Minors DNI

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HELLO INTERNET!!!

You can call me Nauseaaxe, or Nausea... Or Nick for short. Doesn't matter.

I should say something about me here, yeah...

So! I LOVE my mediator. So awesome, beautiful, elegant, gracious, perfect, amazing... oh, got lost in minds, sorry.

And I like palmiers that sir knight cooks. His room always smells delicious! I hope to get in there someday

I love humans. I think

love my axe, it calms me down...

Oh! I really want to try and write something one day. Last time I broke my computer because I was too excited... But i'll try to write, I swear

I hope you will not get bored with me!

This is a 18+ blog!

Rules and all under the cut

Admin is 18 (Philip/mod, he/him), so please, be freaky. I can do this. But please don't be jerks, and don't get personal, especially don't insult my personality. Also, any kind of racism, ageism is prohibited in this blog, and PLEASE do not throw dismemberment and porn into the ask box. Such asks will not be published.

Have fun guys!

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Favorite candy? Mine is those fini gummy worms and bears

OOOH

A tricky one...

I like food

Like, I'm more into baking, of course, but I remember when they brought me a sucker candy with a liquid center and IT WAS VERY TASTY...

If I had the opportunity, I would have eaten a couple more kilograms of these candies...

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Are you there?

Why did you stop posting?

Anyway look, a ✨BUNNY✨

Me heere

There have been problems with the network lately... I don't know how to solve it, BUT I WILL ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS, HONESTLY

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What kind of pokemon you would be?

Iii... don't know much about pokemons and all this things, I didn't have an Internet at time, when it was popular.

But I liked the design of the Staraptor. Predatory, dangerous... He looks a bit like me.

Oh, and if you're talking about an element, then of course it would be fire!

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"Oh there's no need for that. What I would like help with...I fear it's out of our hands. But perhaps we can share palmiers should Sir Knight be generous enough to send some through the vents."

"But if I may ask...what is the reason for your decor? There are so many maps, written works, and photographs of the same person. Are they a relative or friend?"

Palmiers... I'll try to get a couple.

Oh! This... This is my beloved one. They visited me, but then they left without even saying goodbye. I still wonder where they could have gone...

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ME

I want sit on your knees

And show you my cats

Look

Come here then

I won't bite

At least I'll try...

And that's some cute soft fur balls. I wish I could pet them

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Sir Nick! My most sincerest apologies for the repair delay of your axe. It seems the courier was eaten by giant yellow rodents of sort but that sounds simply preposterous

My axe!!!! Thank you so much!

I hope there won't be any more SUCH oddities in the future...

Uh, and... Rodents you say.

We have them, although they usually run in flocks. Strange, but funny.

Anyway, What can I do to you in return? You've helped me, and I'll be happy to help you with anything!

Even if it's something serious.

I... I mean... I can be serious sometimes, ya know

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R u objectum, king?

What does it means...

WH-

NO I'M NOT

My axe is like an antistress for me! Your thoughts are too dirty, dear Anon...

Sometimes I think that an axe is something more than just a thing, though... Like, my friend. Or smth

There aren't many people in this hellhole who can have a heart-to-heart conversation with me. And I have no desire to talk to anyone anyway. Everyone tells me to be quiet! It's not fair.

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"You know of Sir Knight-?"

A pause, there's hesitance in her words. "This hotel seems to have a hold on its tenants, enough so that entry to certain rooms is forbidden. But if you're able to see him-!"

I can give him your hi and hello's through the ventilation!

I mean... There are ventilation systems everywhere, and there are hidden loopholes everywhere that you can always use to your advantage. For example, to give food! Or other things.

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bOoOo Will you forgive me for damaging your axe? BoOoOo

No.

(Adm:He will)

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Who's wanna sit on my knees and be called a good girl/boy?

I

I

I

Mean...

I wanna talk

It's so lonely here...

My beloved gone, and didn't said even a goodbye fo' me. Sir Knight don' wanna see me, and my only friend is a RAT. I mean. It's kinda pathetic. I think...

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hi nause!!

i hope you’re doing okay without your axe, i bet you’re excited to get it back when it’s repaired!! Does your axe have a name? if not, what would you name it? ^ . ^

OH! I AM INDEED.

The ghost of the one who broke it still buzzes in my Ear. It's infuriating.

And the name... The name of the axe is the name of the mediator. I don't want to let go of it, because it reminds me of them...

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"It is not a little rude to ask someone their name without introducing your own?"

-giggle-

"I've forgotten my name, my dear knight might recall it, but I shan't trouble him with such trivial nonsense. What do I call you?"

Oh, it's nauseaaxe. But I prefer Nick

You said about the Knight. Is this Sir Knight? Who lives next door to me

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Nause pls flash us 🥺 🙌

Fl... flash?

What does it mean...

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If you have patience to spare, your weapon will be repaired no later than the end of this week. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I'm... Thank you.

I hope everything would be fine with them.

I.. oh, I forgot to ask. If we, uh... sharing this house and you, uh, want to help me.

What is your name..?

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boOoOo I am the ghost of the person who broke your axe, now I will haunt you until you get a new boooOoOoOo

GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

How tf you even get here.

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haiii nickkk :3

i wanted to kiss you soo bad but i really don’t want you to get overstimulated, so can i hide your axe and then kiss you?

ill give it back i promise!!! ^_^ <3

My aaaxe... AnyWAY they are BROKEN!

And well, I always have hands...

But... I wouldn't mind a kiss...