#1 nacho lover

artie ☆ he/him

[nachochips-27]

artie - he/him

#1 lachomingo believer

i like:

better call saul (new special interest)

undertale (new interest)

cypress hill (new special interest)

mcr (long-running special interest)

ptv (long-running special interest)

dinosaurs (long-running special interest)

and many other things!!!

feel free to talk to me about whatever :333

dont be a #creepazoid

i made a writing sideblog - @nachochips-writes - if you wanna read my stuff!

[nachochips-27]

schools over but...

...i cant see my favourite teacher now :(

[sigxx]

[nachochips-27]

this GORGEOUS piece of art that my friend drew me <3333

i love it so much omggggg

[nachochips-writes]

PUPPY AMONG WOLVES - nachomingo/lacho, degradation, humiliation, blackmail

[448 words]

Domingo.

The boy who had been his best friend, his ride-or-die, since that very first day of kindergarten. The boy who he shared crayons, toys and memories with. The man who he now shares love with.

Domingo. He's the reason Nacho's in this position, on his knees, licking the boots of Lalo, his boss and cartel don. It's stupid, it's embarassing, it's downright demeaning, the things he would do for Domingo.

He hates the way he always has to look out for him. A puppy among wolves, that's what he is. Unable to defend himself against the big, bad ones like Eduardo Salamanca.

And so that's how Nacho finds himself cleaning the don's boots with his tongue, begrudgingly dragging it up and down the dirty leather. He can taste blood in his mouth, and he doesn't want to think about who's it might be.

Domingo, quite unknowingly, is being held at gunpoint. His life is being threatened, and for what? So Nacho can degrade himself to this? It's ridiculous, he thinks, that Lalo would go to these lengths. Nacho would probably do it if he was the one at the firing end of the gun.

Nevertheless, he's on his knees, glaring up at Lalo, smug and grinning with a devilish glint shining his eyes, and cleaning those boots like his life depends on it. And it does, in some ways. For who is he without Domingo?

"Going to go any faster than that?" He doesn't need to look at Lalo's face to see the leering grin surely spread across it. He nudges his boot into Nacho's teeth.

Furiously, Nacho speeds up, pushing his tongue harder and faster against the stupid blue loafers he had come to hate. He glowers into the spit-slick leather, no longer daring to even look at Lalo wrong in fear of what might happen.

It felt stupid now, dedicating all his worry and devotion to his father, when it was obvious Lalo would never go for him, not as long as he still believed that "la familia es todo", not as long as he still believed himself respectable enough to not threaten Manuel. So, of course he would turn to the next best thing; Domingo. Not technically family, but close enough to spark real fear and obedience into Nacho.

Despite his wishful thinking, he can't turn back time, no matter how hard he prays. He's just stuck like this, Lalo's lackee, Lalo's plaything, maybe even Lalo's fucktoy, until the day him and Domingo can escape, run away to someplace far and safe, away from all of this.

But until then, he'll lick shoes for Don Eduardo if it means keeping his best friend safe.

[nachochips-writes]

PUPPY AMONG WOLVES (2) - nachomingo/lacho, degradation, humiliation, blackmail, rape/non-con

Nacho, once again, finds himself subject to Lalo's command, driving the don back and forth across Albuquerque until, finally, his Javelin can come to a stop outside his apartment.

The way Lalo commands him inside his home, treating it like his own, sets Nacho on edge. The tone he holds as he talks ia someting beyond smug, something dangerous and foreboding that manages to make Nacho feel uncomfortable, even in his familiar, spacious apartment.

He follows Lalo inside apprehensively, a bad feeling creeping up his spine and making his hair stand on end. They enter the hallway - somewhere that should feel safe - and Nacho removes his shoes, finding himself mimicking Lalo's actions.

Noticing Nacho's tension, Lalo turns to look over his shoulder and cracks a warm smile that doesn't reach his eyes. "Lighten up, eh, Nachito! Get us a beer from the fridge!"

If only to just follow orders, Nacho opens the fridge and surveys the contents for beer - they're all Modelos, as per the don's orders - and grabs two, one for him and one for Lalo. He walks them over to the couch, where the he's already lazily spread, comfortable like it's his own home, and takes a careful seat at the edge of the sofa.

He passes a beer to Lalo, who frowns and gestures for Nacho to move closer, tapping the space right next to him.

"Come closer, come closer!" Lalo laughs as Nacho moves over to where he's sat. "I won't bite!" He grins, a devilish smile that twists his face into a tactful evil.

Nacho bears the proximity and drinks from the bottle, avoiding speaking or making any eye contact for fear of being subjected to humiliation again. Lalo allows him the few minutes that pass to sit in peace, to rest after his tiresome chauffering.

Soon, however, the silence is broken and Nacho is commanded again, this time by a voice more dark and excited than before.

"Sit on my lap."

Nacho stares at him. He has, surely, heard wrong, for why would Lalo ever request that of him? Driving him around, he gets, even the power he feels from getting Nacho to clean his boots, but this is a whole other level.

Lalo makes no move to retract his command, to follow up or laugh and brush it away as joke, and so Nacho reluctantly takes his initiative and straddles his lap, albeit awkwardly and uncomfortably.

"Good boy..." Lalo chirps, one of his hands grazing the space between Nacho's lower back and ass as he speaks. "Now," he continues softly, "take off your pants. And mine too, while you're at it."

Like clockwork, Nacho obeys - but the realisation forming in his mind seems to freeze his blood and pause the beating of his heart.

Before he can find the voice to say something, he finds himself straddling Lalo's lap again, this time with the two only wearing boxers on their lower half, allowing for friction to heat up their clothed dicks.

Lalo holds Nacho's back and digs in his nails. "Mierda..." The moan falls from between his lips, a hunger filling his eyes as he moves his hands further down until he's toying with Nacho's boxers.

"Lalo..." He's becoming increasingly nervous the longer this goes on. "I don't want to do this..." Carefully, he tries to pry Lalo's hands off his boxers, but the effort is useless; he's not letting go.

His eyes darken and he loses the softness in his demeanour. "You don't want this?" He mocks Nacho, pulling an exaggerated sad face as he talks. "Would you rather this was happening to Domingo instead? I could so easily get him here, on my lap, and fuck him with my gun..."

He looks past Nacho, his eyes dreamy as he imagines it.

"And then I could just..." He locks eyes with Nacho again and hold his hand in a gun shape, pointing vertically towards the sky. "BANG!" He yells, and Nacho jumps.

Tears watering in his eyes, he finally nods in acceptance and allows Lalo to continue pulling down his boxers. He shimmies them over Ignacio's hips, leaving his cock free and exposed. Lalo's quick to follow suit, pulling off his boxers to show off a hardening cock both thicker and longer than Nacho's, almost as if he's showing off.

Nacho glances down, and to his disdain, notices that his own cock is hardening. He supposes it doesn't help that the man currently taking advantage of him is probably also the hottest man he knows, and that this is exactly what he dreams about some nights; being forced to ride his dick to save his life. He wonders if it'll be any less sexy that he'll be riding dick to save his boyfriend.

Dirty and seductive, Lalo spits onto his palm and rubs it into his cock, gently stroking it to a slick hardness. "You don't need prep, do you?" His voice is low and dark, and it turns him on more than he expected.

Nacho knows it isn't a question, but shakes his head anyway and obediently lifts his hips up, allowing Lalo to guide the head of his cock towards his tight hole. He sniffles as it starts to penetrate the resistant ring of muscle.

Lalo, evidently not satisfied with the slow and gentle pace, roughly grabs Nacho's hips and pulls him down further on to his cock, spearing the gently crying man to no complaint. While Nacho is in no way a skinny man, he can still appreciate the bulge evident in his stomach as he bottoms out, ignoring all resistance.

Ignacio lets out a sob and leans forward, pressing his head into Lalo's chest as tears form in his eyes. He can't take it, can't deal with the pain, but... he knows it would be worse for Domingo to have to do it, and knowing Lalo, he'd make him watch as he cries and struggles. That would be worse to deal with, so he braves the pain.

"You enjoying it, mi conejito?" Lalo reaches down to grab Nacho by his chains and lifts his head up. He uses his other hand to force his mouth into a smile, his fingers pulling his lips into a twisted, deformed grin. "Aw, see, you're smiling!" His own mouth splits into a crooked grin.

The tears roll down Nacho's face as Lalo thrusts upward, rocking his hips back and forth inside him. He just wants this to be over. He can taste dirty fingers in his mouth, forcing him to smile through the pain of getting raped for his boyfriend.

His head lolls around, supported only by Lalo's fingers curled round the chains suffocating his throat, tears soaking his cheeks and spit running down his chin and staining his shirt. His eyes are barely open.

"Fuck!" Lalo grunts, each thrust harder and deeper than the last until Ignacio can't take it any longer and he throws up from his empty stomach, regurgitating acid and warm beer over Lalo's fingers still holding open his smile. He quickly withdraws his fingers with disgust and slaps Nacho's barely-conscious face. "Pendejo! Mijo di puto!" His eyes are full of loating and his expression is repulsed as he wipes the remaining acid off his tingling fingers and on to Nacho's stained shirt.

He slaps Nacho again, and again, bruising his cheek and drawing blood, all the while tearing him apart from the inside. Thrust after thrust after slap after slap, Nacho welcomes the darkness that envelops him, and he succumbs to unconsciousness, falling limp in Lalo's grip.

Lalo, still pissed, speeds up his hips, determined to finish whether Nacho is awake or not. He feels himself getting sloppy as he reaches the edge, finishing inside Nacho with one final, brutal thrust.

He laughs as he pulls out, his dick bloody and dripping with cum, and walks over to the bathroom to clean himself up, without a care for Ignacio.

Soon enough, maybe only a few minutes later, Nacho comes to, his ears ringing and vision blurred as he tries to remember what happened.

...oh.

It all comes back to him in a rush, and he can feel the cum inside him, he can feel the sweat, the blood and the tears dirtying his body. He drifts back into unconsciousness; it's easier than being awake.

[nachochips-27]

@lluvichan

hes using the blackmail to annihilate my boy </333

(sorry this went a lot heavier than i meant)

[nachochips-27]

guys is anyone willing to draw me something... just a little idea i have, even just a small quick sketch.. pleaseeee

@themadknightuniverse @nabrovsky @novacorpseart

i cant afford an actual commission so im completely relying on kindness here <333333

[more info under the cut! its from an upcoming fanfic & is non-con nsfw beware]

[nachochips-27]

i was making brownies and burnt my fingers...

i dont cry at pain like. ever. but jeez louise i almost shed a tear and that would be very un-british of me

[wheretherearestars]

gooseworx has been banned but neil gaiman is still up. i would say i'm baffled if i didn't know exactly why this is the case.

[nachochips-27]

omg neil gaiman is bad??? jeez i didnt know about that... he was my favourite author as a kid :(((

[nachochips-27]

guys i NEED nacho getting passed round all the salamancas

like: they catch him tryna swap the pills & teach him a lesson (so obvs no wheelchair/bell hector)

aghhh please someone write/draw this for meee

[thekimspoblog]

Yet Another Synopsis/Outline of "Slippin Kimmy"

Episode 1 "November" is set in 2016. Kim is devastated by the outcome of the election, and decides she can't watch idly as the country goes to hell. She approaches Jimmy with a plan to get him released on house arrest, but he rebukes her, saying he wants to stay in prison. However with some goading by the other inmates and his general living conditions, he begins to entertain the idea. Meanwhile we see Kim training with a pistol.

For Kim, who had been volunteering at CFLA, she realized immediately the implications this would have for the women she was trying to help... and herself!

Episode 2 "Howard": This episode is mostly flashbacks to Kim's life in Florida. Her boss at CFLA, Dorothy, asks her to escort a 17 year old to get an abortion. But while they're there an active shooter incident occurs. Kim manages to disarm him, and that's how she got the pistol we saw in Episode 1. There's also a subplot fleshing out Cheryl's backstory; why she fell in love with Howard in the first place, why their marriage was failing, and now her torn between wanting revenge against Kim and just wanting to let go and move on.

Episode 3 "Just Like Magic": Kim is approached by a televangelist, a shady but flamboyant man who wants Kim to come work for him. In exchange, he says he can pull strings with the Colorado parole board. Reluctantly, Kim agrees and moves to the community in Riverton, Wyoming. There she rediscovers herself, drumming up publicity for the church with fake miracles, while sabotaging the tax-exempt status of Dawson's competitors.

The surrounding churches seriously WERE supporting conservative candidates (which as we know is against the law) whereas Dawson was an openly gay Unitarian. More libertarian than liberal, but Kim can't help but sympathize with his hatred for the government. There is a theme of corporate takeover with how Dawson is cannibalizing smaller churches, even if those churches were homophobic, but mostly Kim will come to regret helping fill Dawson's coffers. I'm not NOT ripping off "Righteous Gemstones".

The timeline of events is approximately "Episode 2, then Episode 3, then Episode 1, then Episode 4" Although all these episodes have a lot of flashbacks and flash-forwards.

Anyway we're back to the meat of the story, in winter of 2016. Jimmy's got one of those annoying ankle monitors on, but who cares! He's home, and Kim is in a hurry to make up for lost time. That's Episode 4 "Golden Rings, Golden Watches". The couple retie the knot, but meanwhile two of Dawson's most devoted followers, a brother and sister duo named Mary and Peter, are preparing to assassinate a Republican senator.

The senator dies, but Mary and Peter are spotted. Dawson offs himself to save the church from the crime being connected back to his business.

It's a little corny, but I have this mental image of Episode 4's cliffhanger being that Wexler-McGill just got done re-consumating the union, and they turn on TV and the news shows a house on fire. I haven't quite figured out how or why Kim would instinctively know this is her fault yet, but Jimmy's expression is shock and horror, while Kim is just thinking "Fuck, not again!" and then we cut to black.

I want to play with the idea of spirituality more in this series than it had been in previous BB shows. On the surface Kim only joined RUIC to help Jimmy, but the fact is some of the things Dawson said, specifically about feeling forever watched by a judgmental eye, resonated with her. Rationally, legally, Kim had no way of knowing this would happen. But her gut instinct knew she was falling in with extremists and she ignored it.

Episode 5 "Better Build an Ark" is mostly dealing with the fallout from the previous episode. Without a leader, the congregation is in chaos. Meanwhile Mary and Peter are on the lam when Peter is killed by police. Having always had a codependent relationship with her little brother, Mary is devastated and it takes a toll on her sanity. Jimmy is suspicious; Kim's been scaring him a little for months now, and he demands to know what Kim knew and when she knew it. Ultimately, Kim figures out how to commandeer the business and appoint herself president of RUIC's treasury.

Episode 6 is a flashback to a point between Episode 3 and Episode 1. Episode 6 is just called "Your Mom". The cold-open confirms that Kim was at least dealing with a pregnancy scare during the events of BCS Season 6. And then the next scene is one long dialogue where Kim tracks down her mother and attempts to "forgive" her, only for Loraine Wexler to say she's not sorry... for anything. Then the second act is a bottle episode where we check back in with Skyler, Flynn, and Marie.

Mostly, Marie has gotten into deep shit with the kleptomania, and even if Skyler isn't as predisposed to "The Game" as Kim is, Skyler is still crafty enough to pull her sister out of a jam. They end up reconciling now that both their dickhead husbands are gone.

Episode 7 "What do you mean by EVIL?": Kim discovers Mary hiding in the church so Kim pulls a gun on her. What ensues is a protracted debate about the ethics of vigilante justice, and hopefully I can avoid it sounding formulaic. Interspersed with this are flashbacks where we finally learn Dawson's backstory; back in the 70's, Dawson moved to LA hoping to become a producer/director. But he was never able to break through and instead started experimenting with various counter-cultural movements, everything from occultism to secessionists. This is where he met his May-December romance with an older mentor figure, and the pair traveled all along the west coast. In Albuquerque, Dawson made the acquaintance of Ricky Sipes, a name you might remember.

Sipes was incensed that Saul was willing to help the cartels but not him, but he never gave up his plans for a micronation. Eventually he found a second plot of land in Wyoming, somewhere remote where law enforcement could be easily bought-off. Sipes hired Dawson to be a religious/community leader, but the pair had a falling out over whether the community should allow gay marriage. Dawson ultimately killed Ricky so he could marry his husband without objection. Caleb and his husband had over a decade of happy years together, but by the time Kim joined the picture, he was a widower. It's one reason he was so ready to off himself at the first sign of trouble.

Back in the present day of January 2017, Kim and Mary are stuck basically playing out an homage to "Under the Red Hood". Mary says her home was destroyed in a landslide Senator Cooke caused; that's why she killed him. Kim says revenge is never the answer. Mary says this wasn't about revenge; Cooke was lethally negligent and the System wasn't bringing him to justice; this was preemptive self-defense. Kim tries to make counter-arguments, but Mary can't be dissuaded. Mary says that if Kim won't be her accessory after the fact, Kim should just go ahead and kill her. She just wants to see her brother again. Kim refuses to do either and - for all her disillusionments with the law - calls the police. But they take forever to get there. Mary tackles Kim and steals the pistol, then escapes out the door.

Episode 8: "Pirouette": The action is dying down; Kim can breathe again. But managing the church means being the center of attention in a way Kim was never really comfortable with, even if it comes naturally to her husband. Finally, she tells him that she wants a child. She expects him to be overjoyed, but instead Jimmy puts together that she had this planned as far back as Episode 1, and she lied by omission, because she knew he would say no if she had asked him in prison. He feels like a chump! And when Kim finds out that the congregation was relying on Dawson to supply them with narcotics, Jimmy tells her that if she gets involved in dealing drugs he'll leave her for good this time. So instead they try to help the whole church go cold turkey.

We also get more flash forwards to ~25 years later. The future Kim's children inherit isn't full-on dystopia, but it's pretty close. Climate change has caused a severe drought in the western hemisphere. The US dollar has collapsed, leaving a patchwork of digital currencies and bartering for water as the basis for the economy. Various oligarchic city-states are as hard to enter as they are to leave. And in the season finale, we find out what was inside the time capsule the daughter, Iris, dug up: evidence of election fraud in the Wyoming senate. What will our post-apocalyptic survivor do with this information? Stay tuned 'til Season 2!

The final shot of the season is Kim and Jimmy riding in a hot air balloon; one of the many perks of assuming control of Dawson's estate. Thom York's "Suspirium" plays over a montage of what Kim imagines the rest of her life to be, both the good and the bad.

[memories]

nachochips-27 and @nachosjavelin? a match made in heaven

[nachochips-27]

oh. okay i suppose...

[nabrovsky]

[nachochips-27]

pleaseee tell me theyre gonna gangbang him

[nachochips-27]

vent time guys :(

cw: mentions of suicide, murder, self-harm & homophobia

i used to be friends with this person, A, in my class, and we were both in a big group chat with a bunch of our friends from within our school (mostly just from our year and the year above), including J, who i'm still friends with. long story short, there was an argument between me and A (because i made a joke calling canada "upwards america" and then got accused of being a trump supporter) and i was kicked out of the group chat by AA, one of A's closest friends in there, who's a year older than us. at this point, J doesn't have access to group chats (mobile data issues) so everyone kinda forget she's even on there, until her data gets fixed and she looks through the group chat and finds what they've all been saying behind my back.

so they're calling me a bitch, a bastard, a gerontophile (for having a celebrity crush), saying they want to murder me, and A even tells a story of when i "tried to kiss/take advantage of them" which was literally when i pretended to kiss them once (WITHOUT TOUCHING. ESSENTIALLY BLOWING A KISS.) also this was literally in the middle of class so obviously im not trying to kiss you!! completely taking advantage of the stereotype in my very religious-dominated school that i, as someone who likes girls, obviously am a terrible person for being queer.

anyway there this whole drama where i get the school involved but nothing ever really happens, yada yada... they're all fine, still being shitty to me behind my back, while i'm struggling with depression, self-harm and suicidal thoughts because of them :(

fast forward to now, its been over ayear, some of the girls on the group chat came forward and apologised, and we're friends again. me and A still don't speak despite being in the same class. me and J are still friends, and we're also friends with M and H.

however, here comes my real problem (haha sorry, long build-up), M and J are still friends with A. im not as upset about M because she hasnt seen the bad side of A before (although ive told her everything that happened), but J is what really hurts me.

ive tried talking to J about it before, but she just brushes it off... H agrees with me, so should i confront both of them? i dont like how A is weaseling their way into my friend group at all.

if you read all this, thank you!! please give me advice <333

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[nachochips-27]

i have to force myself to wear it because i HATE how it feels on my skin but also im very pale and therefore more at risk of skin cancer

[thekimspoblog]

E1: "November"

The Year was 2016. The result of the presidential election set the whole country reeling. Confused about morality, confused about reality! Kim Wexler was no exception. And so she returned to the only person she could trust.

E2: "Howard"

Cheryl and Kim reach an understanding.

E3: "Just Like Magic"

Jimmy faces his parole hearing. Kim offers her services as a miracle worker to an eccentric new client: a priest who wants to fly.

E4: "Golden Rings, Golden Watches"

It was a perfect moment. She was in a white dress, he was in a white tux. The whole congregation was watching. The cake was lemon, as voted by committee. It was a perfect moment.

E5: "Better Build an Ark"

Kim got her happily ever after, but R.U.I.C. thinks she owes them her gratitude. A misprint in the newspaper is discovered.

E6: "Your Mom"

Wolves can't change. Wolves don't apologize for being wolves.

E7: "What do you mean by EVIL?"

As the heatwave reaches its peak, Pastor Leigh's history with Ricky Sipes is finally explained.

E8: "Pirouette"

Follow me to the place where the blue irises bloom.

[asteroidsinthennightsky]

how the flip did you find my account...

i js have that much aura dude 😋

[nachochips-27]

dont read any of my fanfic or im gonna slime you out.......

[asteroidsinthennightsky]

hmmmm ill think about it…

[nachochips-27]

dont you dare... ill jump you at school tomorrow...

[asteroidsinthennightsky]

try me bruh 😎

[nachochips-27]

i know your 2'2" ass aint tryna step up lil bro

[asteroidsinthennightsky]

how the flip did you find my account...

i js have that much aura dude 😋

[nachochips-27]

dont read any of my fanfic or im gonna slime you out.......

[asteroidsinthennightsky]

hmmmm ill think about it…

[nachochips-27]

dont you dare... ill jump you at school tomorrow...