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put your hand in the cookie jar!

[machirophoros]

amaris and i are like: *throws knives at each other, but in a romantic way.*

[ablogbyfabian]

please go to marriage counseling that’s not normal

[nadialuvsu]

No it's ok they're happy :) <3

[ablogbyfabian]

im going to walmart do you guys want anything

[loxoartemis]

can you get me the liver of a sheep that was killed at sunrise

[kissloveandmelancholy]

[ablogbyfabian]

yo what the fuck is this woman

[burntrat2]

what does this say im stupid

[ablogbyfabian]

me: [flips pillow over to cold side and goes back to sleep]

nurse whos been watching me in a coma for the last 5 years:

[nadialuvsu]

Maybe she's creepy... but at least its interesting! :)

[ablogbyfabian]

bro if shes legit im calling a fucking exorcist

[nadialuvsu]

You can't do an exorcism over the internet :/

Anyways all she is doing right now is being creepy but necromancy isn't a thing, i don't think, so we will be okay :>

[ablogbyfabian]

yo what the fuck is this woman

[burntrat2]

what does this say im stupid

[ablogbyfabian]

me: [flips pillow over to cold side and goes back to sleep]

nurse whos been watching me in a coma for the last 5 years:

[nadialuvsu]

Maybe she's creepy... but at least its interesting! :)