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[outofcontextarthur]

[unclefather]

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[puthy]

Dom bottom:

[elreyputo]

Her pussy lips fat

[brbjellyfishing]

[ewaneneollav]

[punchsportsandpunchlines-deacti]

someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why

[luidilovins]

to this day this is still ultimately my favorite post on this site

[mork-borg]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[succulentbud]

you don't like my url?

I do not want to think about spongebob’s hole thank you

[spongehole]

*holes

[succulentbud]

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catbountry]

#existential boardgames

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[unholy-guts]

parents be like “i know my erratic anger is terrifying and traumatizing to you but you going to your room to feel safe is making me feel like shit”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mockwa]

[zoeseyebrows]

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

[spatialapprentice]

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

[valtsv]

the only authority figure i respect is the giant rat that makes all of the rules

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

[mimihime]

>abusive

where?

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn’t constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL

[daofeibutdead]

literally don’t even bother with this person lol I’m so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn’t incredibly abusive towards spongebob

[thegodsofold]

is….. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening???

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that’s happening?

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob!

If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult!

[daofeibutdead]

are you for real

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I’m also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a “kid” or “boy” implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance.

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

SpongeBob’s mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward’s mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months. Squidward’s mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Alls I’m saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they’re also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who’s been through high school, college, who’s worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who’s lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma.

They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this.

[jenlog]

what the actual fuck is happening here

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[steverigers]

friendly reminder that rick astley is actually a pretty horrible person lmao 

[garbanzel]

rick astley could be a fucking serial killer at this point and i wouldn’t have a goddamn clue because im physically and psychologically incapable of clicking any link that even slightly alludes to him at this point. rick astley just ran over 20 people you say? lmao not falling for that again don’t tell me to call 911 what do you take me for a fool

[angrybooklady]

one day Rick Astley will die and none of us will click on the headline

[stephanemiroux]