Alex | Professional yapper

Alex, they/them. football, F1. Manchester City 🩵 England 🤍 Argentina 💙 Canada ❤️

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About me!

I’m Alex, they/them pronouns. This is a side blog for all things football. (Soccer lmfao.) I’m canadian. I’m gonna call it soccer sometimes. I’ll call it football other times. My dad’s from England. My mum’s from Argentina, but moved to England when she was in her late teens.

Teams I support:

• Manchester City, the team I support above all others. (I was born there. Don’t call me a plastic fan. I’ve supported them since I was three. It’s the team my dad supports, he introduced me.)

• Liverpool, I support them if they’re not playing City, or unless them winning directly hurts city in some way. (I have a friend who got me hooked.)

• Am I an Arsenal fan? Not really. But I like a lot of their players and will post about them.

• FC Bayern, I didn’t used to, but then Alphonso Davies signed and I had to support my fellow Canadians.

• Ac Milan, idk why. I just do.

• Vancouver Whitecaps. Shut tf up I know they’re shit but that’s my home team. (Vancouver is more home to me now than Manchester, lived here for twelve years now.)

I’m a writer, @ dinosaur_stickers on AO3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yes, I take prompts! Just stick them in my ask box and I’ll post them on AO3.

Request whatever you want, but I WILL NOT WRITE:

• Smut

• Pedophilia/Underage

• Any super graphic violence

• x reader’s or in first or second person.

• Super big age gaps, even if they’re both over 18 or whatever the legal age is. (Eg: won’t write 23 and a 46 year old together) Just follow the “Younger character’s age X2 then -7 rule” and everything’s good.

Looking for any posts about my specific fics? just search the fic name in the filter thingy!

Sometimes I talk about figure skating, not often tho! (there are limits to what i’ll put on my main blog) all of that will be under the tag alex’s axels, so feel free to ignore that.

Me! (And my cat, Jordie)

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anyways writing my new haaland/odda wip while they sit on the bench as norway gets destroyed

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i haven’t seen a single penalty this WC where i’ve felt confident the attacker is gonna score

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fml bruh

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booooooo the swiss get to wear red

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when you don’t own a canada jersey so you’ve gotta pull out the lululemon olympic stuff

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CABOOOOOOO VERDEEEEEEEE RAHHHHHHHH

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toto has done the impossible (made reddit sympathize with George Russell)

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NEVER WON A WORLD CUP GAME BY LESS THAN SIX GOALS 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

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imagine going to a training camp only to find out you're gonna be a seventh wheel... happened to my good friend nika egadze

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what a free kick what an appropriate celebration

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fuck i hope he’ll be ok

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jfed to ami mao and mone: yes let’s send you all to different events so you have the best possible chance to qualify for the final

jfed to shun and rio: you’re both going to nhk with ilia jun and grassl

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no seokata rivalry at the grand prix 😞

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trossard’s having an absolute nightmare omg

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RAAAAAHHHHHH LETS GO CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁