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RP blog dedicated to Marvel's Natasha Romanoff. I am a member of the Realms of Yggdrasil RP Group. Please read the code, dossier, and (if interested) open starters. Currently tracking: NatashaRomanova007.

[natasharomanova007]

Hey everyone sorry I haven't been on much at all. There's been some serious stuff going down in my rp group and with the holidays I just haven't been on much. Hopefully I'll be back in a day or two.

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[natasharomanova007]

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[natasharomanova007]

why am I suddenly following a jedi blog? Who are you Anakin Skywalker?

[natasharomanova007]

//Natasha is super cranky tonight. I think I'm just going to go on to my personal blog.

But who are we kidding. I'll be back later.

[textsfromthe-avengers]

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[natasharomanova007]

"I'm here. Now where's the hard liquor?"

[natasharomanova007]

Holiday Songs Ask Meme

I meant to have this out sooner. My bad. Anyway here we go...

Deck the Halls: What's your favorite ornament/holiday decoration?

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree: What's your favorite holiday tradition?

We Need a Little Christmas: How early did you start getting into the holiday mood this year?

All I Want for Christmas is You: Who do you want to spend the holidays with?

Please Come Home for Christmas: Who are you missing this holiday season?

A Lovely Way to Spend Christmas: What are your plans for Christmas Day this year?

Do You Hear What I Hear?: What's something charitable you do this time of year?

Sleigh Ride: What do you like to do out in the snow?

Christmas Island: Where do you go for the holidays? / If you could go anywhere for winter, where would it be?

Grown-Up Christmas List: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Santa Clause is Coming to Town: Which "list" do you think you're on this year, and why?

Jingle Bells: What's something embarrassing that's happened to you during the holidays?

Christmas Shoes: What's the best present you've ever gotten?

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: What's the worst thing to ever happen to you around the holidays?

Silver Bells: What sounds does this time of year make you think of?

Wizards in Winter: How do you decorate your house?

Last Christmas: Who will you give your heart to this year?

Baby It's Cold Outside: What do you do for fun when you get snowed in?

Let It Snow: Do you like the snow? Why or why not?

Joy to the World: What makes you happiest about the holiday season?

Perfect Christmas: What's your holiday fantasy like?

[inboxideas]

Send me "You can slide down my chimney anytime" and my character will react to yours drunk and hitting on them at a Christmas party.

I’m posting this with this gif because it’s the one that inspired the meme but I’m bothered by the fact that she said the pickup line wrong, so yeah.

[gunslinger-radio]

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[natasharomanova007]

My Christmas stocking is 500% ridiculous. I used to be able to use it as a sleeping bag.

[natasharomanova007]

"It's called a honeypott, not prostitute, you ass"

[natasharomanova007]

\\ mun is sooooooo drunk. Send me ridiculous asks. Pleeaase

[xlastof]

I wanted to do a thing to help my muse;

Whoever reblogs this before 5AM on Christmas Eve will get an in character message from the Doctor based on the things you reblog, your character, your mun, or just your blog in general. Anyone can reblog!

[natasharomanova007]

Dark!Natasha is such a dick.

[lovecleradin]

Reblog this mistletoe and see who leaves a kiss in your inbox!

[eccentrixity]

[natasharomanova007]

I'll Have a Blue Christmas

Natasha walked into her living room, a bottle of vodka in one hand and a very batter stuffed teddy bear in the other hand. On her coffee table was a small framed photo of a red haired man and blond haired woman obviously at their wedding.

She slumped onto the sofa a poured herself a shot. Raising it to the photo, she gave a sad sounding toast. "С Рождеством, мама и папа!"

As she knocked the shot back, Tasha was startled to hear her doorbell ring. Padding over to the door, teddy bear still absently under arm, she wrenched it open with an air of annoyance.

"Can I help you?" She snapped.