Nathaniel LeBlanc

SHUSH, BABY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Why hello there. Name's Nathaniel LeBlanc and no, you may not call me Nate, Nathan or whatever nickname your dysfunctional brain just came up with unless I've specifically told you to. In any case, I'm 21 years of age and currently attending Neverland University to pursue a major in Political Science. Hit me up if you want to have fun and I might just consider getting back to you. -- head over heels, but I'm feeling half past dead; darling don't get over me, get under me instead.

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UGH IM SORRY

YELL AT THEM UNTIL THEY ANSWER YOU???

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aggressively loves you

but why won’t they help you omg

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… I will. Flounder’ll love that.

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Thanks. Yeah, I bet.

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I’ll be there in a few minutes, I’m digging out some old fleece blankets.

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You can bring Flounder too.

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All right.

Natie, is it impossible for you to realize that maybe someone wants to take care of you just because they want to? I don’t care what you look like right now or if your nose is running…

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Thanks.

...fine. Whatever. Just hurry.

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We have some somewhere.

Oh, please. Have you ever been cuddled while sick? It makes you feel a million times better. I swear, when I got sick, Robbie would spend hours watching crappy musicals and snuggling and eating ramen. Made everything better.

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Go get it, please.

No. I'm disgusting and sweaty and my nose is running. I agreed to your comforter and a few hugs.

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You got it, chief.

Natie, it would be an honor to get sick snuggling you.

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And NyQuil. I probably need NyQuil too.

I'm gonna stop you right there. Not in the mood.

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I’ll bring my comforter into your room if you want..?

It’s okay to sleep. Especially if you’re feeling icky.

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Yeah, that'd be nice. Thanks.

I know, I just don't want you to get sick.

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I’m sure you would. Unfortunately it means I have to do a month’s work in like two days.

So? Dude, we share a living space and a cat. You’re gonna get me sick eventually… plus, my snuggles are the best snuggles.

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Ha, good luck.

Fine. I'll probably just fall asleep though. You've got any blankets and shit? It's freezing.

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You’re awfully cheery, aren’t you? Figure out what we need to do and tell me where to meet and we’ll get it over with, yeah.

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And I can already tell you're going to get on my nerves. How about I tell you where to meet and you do the rest?

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I’ll be outta here most of December and a little bit around Thanksgiving. Mom’s pulling strings so I can finish semester early and spend Christmas with the whole family..

You sure? Herbal tea and honey does a whole lot of good. And so do hugs, just putting that out there.

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Lucky. I'd give my right arm to finish early. Yeah I'm sure. I don't drink tea, but thanks anyway. You might get sick though.

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Christmas is big in my family. Holidays in general, so since I’ll be home a lot in the next few months, I figured I’d start setting up Christmas for us a little early.

Aw, poor Natie. You want a throat coat?

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Cool. How long will you be gone? Nah, I'm fine. I'm probably just gonna go to bed.

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…I know? That’s why I bought it.

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Yeah, alright. Fun. I think I’m catching a cold, by the way.

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…. It was a little mini Christmas tree in the picture. And my gift card was expiring and I panicked.

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It's like three months left until Christmas.

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Alright then. I have no idea to be quite honest. What are we supposed to prepare for it?

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An apple booth or whatever. Look, I don't care how we do it, I just want it to be done as quickly as possible.

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I ordered a little mini tree with my Amazon gift card and it was outside on my step for like three hours. Right? And when I got back from Hagerstown, like, there was exactly one human sized bite taken out of EVERY LEAF.

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You should've ordered something that's actually useful.

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That’s me, yeah. I’ve heard something about that. It’s good to meet you.

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Yeah, whatever. So, how do you want to do this?