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@natividadkringlekrampus
TEXT 🏃🏻♀️ K-Ks
Lux: Yay! I'll give you whatever you want!
Lux: IDK! I've never seen Faelix like this before? Maybe pack for a couple days, just in case???
Nat: I'll remember that for when I want something. The only thing I want now is a place to crash.
Nat: Okay. Is he your boyfriend now? Or are you just being like an above-and-beyond best friend?
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Lux: And I want to smoke him out! Which I can't do with my straight edge sibling still hanging around!
Nat: Fine. But you owe me.
Nat: How long do you think you'll be doing that? So I know how much to pack.
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Lux: Yeah, but you don’t do drugs and Faelix is SAD!!
Nat: Okay? And?
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Lux: Why are you still here????????
Nat: This is my room? Why is HE still here?
TEXT 🥺 BAT
Bella: Hey Nat! I am home and I can do company. Is your sister's friend really annoying or terrible or something like that? Why do you "NEED" to be somewhere else?
Nat: I mean, he's not NOT annoying, especially right now. He's heartbroken, I think? But it's not about that. I'm no expert on Lux's subtle tells yet but I think she might be trying to shoo me out and I can take a hint. Thanks. Between this and making you go to the party with me, you're really saving my ass lately. I owe you one. Want me to bake some cookies or something?
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Nat: B, any chance you're home and ready for/into the idea of having company over? My sister's been letting a friend crash here for ages and I need to go somewhere else.
What’s your best childhood memory?
When I was 11 and got my period for the first time, I thought that somehow, I was accidentally naughty and it was catching up to me and killing me. My father caught me crying and asked me what was wrong, and I told him, and he baked me some cookies and helped calm me down. He told me what was happening to me and it was just a really vulnerable moment, especially when he said it meant I was a woman now -- that kind of made it the moment I came out to him as being non-binary too, and he was just so understanding and so cool with it, which meant the world to me. It was a really great day.
honesty hour!
What’s your worst adulthood memory?
Once, I brought a friend home for the holidays and I was trying to determine whether I was interested in zir as more than a friend, and then Father came home and immediately determined that ze were naughty and not worth my time and proceeded to whip zir with some chains until ze left. So. That sucked and is just another reason to be terrified of dating.
honesty hour!
What would you want to be if you couldn’t be Krampus?
I’ve never really thought about that before. I guess my only real skill aside from torture is baking cookies, so...a baker? That feels weird though. Is there any other job where you can punish people for not being good enough?
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What is the most absurd thing you’ve been tricked into doing or believing?
I was raised to believe that I was an only child when there was a whole other Kringle-Krampus walking around on this planet, which is kind of insanely absurd. Glad to know @luciakringlekrampus now, though.
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Do you care about what other people tell you?
Most people are idiotic and naughty, so not particularly, no.
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What are those things you’re too old to do but you still enjoy?
I don’t think I do anything that reads as “too young” but I don’t think I ever did. Unless baking cookies counts? Or making handmade celebration cards?
honesty hour!
What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life?
David Rose from Schitt’s Creek. He just has some black and white sweaters and pants and that’s very much my speed.
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Who would you want to trade lives with?
I don’t think anyone else would’ve been able to live my life as good as I have, so I’ll keep it, thank you.
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what are your feelings on normies?
Normies are as varied on the morality scale as monsters are, honestly. The only difference is that it’s my job to judge normies on their behavior. It’s sad to me, mostly, that the naughty list grows longer and longer every year. I think they could use a serious attitude adjustment, for their own good.
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Who is your greatest enemy?
I always assumed my greatest enemy would be the new Santa when I got to take over Krampus duties because I was fully prepared to inherit my dad’s vendetta against his ex, but then I met said new Santa and it turns out they’re my sibling and I actually kind of really like @luciakringlekrampus so I guess I’d say my greatest enemy is just humanity in general and their growing lack of empathy and incompetence?
honesty hour!
TEXT 🍔 KRINGLE-KRAMPUSES
Lux: How come you don’t need to? I wanna know! But I probably have a billion other questions to ask him before i got to that one. Oh, that’s not fun but far be it from me to yuck your yum!
Lux: It does! We’ll have so much fun! I wish you weren’t a straight age, because baking on an acid trip is truly a time. Oh or you can call him JUST Daddy like me since you call Other Daddy “Dad” and then you’ll have a daddy and a dad and they’re different! I’m not ALLERGIC but it makes my tongue itch a little bit sometimes. Yay!!! 🥳
Nat: Because there's no good answer. If he doesn't feel love anymore, that'll hurt to know, because you expect your dad to love you, and if he does, then he's just not good at showing it in the traditional way and that'll hurt too -- it's better to assume he shows his love in the tough love way and go from there. I hope we get them to agree to switching for spring break this year so you can ask him anything you'd want. What would you ask him first? You don't think self-discipline is fun? I love it.
Nat: You can bake on an acid trip, I guess. You're safe from ever getting Krampused so far be it from me to stop you from being naughty instead of nice. And I COULD do that but I heard that Daddy was like a sexualized term now and I don't want to confuse people. Well, cinnamon is spicy so that could sometimes itch but maybe let's just stick to the lemon cookies and go from there.