Do I something around me that says treat me like shit? I love it( insert sarcastic tone here). People act like you can trust them then just prove that you can’t 

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Do I something around me that says treat me like shit? I love it( insert sarcastic tone here). People act like you can trust them then just prove that you can’t 
Stuck between wanting nasty ‘use me’ sex and cuddly ‘I need to feel every part of you’ sex.
Condoms Are For Everyone
Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.
1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.
First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.
2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.
It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.
3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.
Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.
And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.
-Emily at Planned Parenthood
Boosting
God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.
Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies
Oooo ^^^ rbing especially for that last tip
I hate how schools dont teach thiis stuff.
“It’s too inappropriate.”
If you talk about some sex you might as well go the Whole Nine Yards™ and teach the LGBT+ like good people.
thigh high socks stay ON during sex
Fuck her like her ex is living in the apartment downstairs.
“Yes, be patient with me. My heart is heavy.”
— Albert Camus (via purplebuddhaquotes)
some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums
spoilin’ would be nice right now, needy and idc. bye.
(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
That would be me! Hah!! 😂
Pull up baby
date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both
Underneath that cute shy cuddly appearance is a wet needy slut who wants to be used as a play thing and I'm gonna have fun bringing it out x