*insert clever title here*

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

[snapchapstick]

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

[the-thousand-synonyms-of-love]

[4gifs]

[preppyinpink9]

I have literally reblogged this so many times like

[90spersephone]

[princesswetkitty]

I need this in my life

[squarebecca]

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

[gollumsnewbestfriend]

Van Gogh thought that too

[kalliopetanith]

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

[exobiology-deactivated20130426]

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

[stunningpicture]

[powerrprincess-deactivated20130]

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

[conclusivelyelusive]

All before 9am

[ohsolovelyobsessions]

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

[you-aremysunshine-deactivated20]

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

[ghostlyteen]

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

[dishai]

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

[justbeingnamaste]

[july-17th]

one of the coolest things I’ve seen on tumblr in awhile tbh

[margoerobbie-deactivated2016102]

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

[gacob-deactivated20180710]

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

[chipotleh]

what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears

[sullydavid]

[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive

[thepathtowonderland-deactivated]

im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch