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SATIRE REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE LANCE - 20

[travalicious]

[11asi49-deactivated20150321]

[skinmite]

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

[slimetony]

Can somebody call my phone

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

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[nebuliar]

this is y i want my dudes 2 get bloges bc im tired of talking abt my LIFE and no1 knowjng wtf im saying bc everything i DO makes 0 sense to strangers

[nebuliar]

keith: hehe (galra boises) it isnt cold

everyone who is human and or altean and SANE: keith u fucking idiot (true story) (actually happened)

[nebuliar]

HELLO earthlings mayi present to u: Space upd8 of the day: it is so very cold

[nebuliar]

i havnt seen a lick of voltron my universe or OTHERWISE and thats..jsust sad

[nebuliar]

on the topic of infinite timeliney shenanigans i hope evry other lance out there (xcept there is NONE bc othr labces r smart enough NOT to get involved w social mediaz) is having a gud time fighting alien war crimes and like...hitting on hot babes

[nebuliar]

oh GOD ineed to pee so bad but we r just finishing up training w ourr lions im gonna PISS my SELF

[nebuliar]

good morning ppl of earth heres ur space upd8 of the day: it is dark

[nebuliar]

got a rare earth email asking abt an interview Sorry kevin cant make it im stuck in butt fuck NOWHERE, space

[nebuliar]

@scrapyards shitting alone....overrated

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me