[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[halondrus]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

How are the cullen,s handleing the virus?

[keepingupwiththecullens]

In honor of me, the OP, catching Covid for the first time in the year 2025, here is my most viral (no pun intended. [well maybe a little intended]) post ever.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[depsidase]

[halondrus]

[call-myy-phonee-deactivated2020]

if u don't see my value, I won't try to convince u

[druguser]

[thecollectibles]

Inevitable Fading by Artem Chebokha

[benimadimsanat]

[notahorseindisguise]

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

[themoonmothwrites]

My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?

Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.

Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!

Me: *whispering* tea vampires…

[lynati]

Immortalitea.

[necarion]

You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[bluesidedown]

Hey guys. Friends. Northern hemisphere pals. Only like 10 days until the days start getting longer again.

[soberscientistlife]

[gullahch1ld]

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

[moonlitswims-deactivated2024010]

no but this is so important.. it’s so important to just accept you can fuck up you’re allowed to fuck up. you’re allowed to be wrong and it won’t be shameful, it won’t be the worst thing to happen. you’ll either let it go or learn from it and not let it happen again and that’s good.