ahhhhhhhh

[negative-optimist]

Girlfriend appreciation post!

[negative-optimist]

She is now my fiancée :)

[negative-optimist]

Crazy that she’s my wife now :)

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[theconcealedweapon]

[transannabeth]

btw if you borrow dvds or cds from library you can rip them onto your own blanks or onto your hard drive or whatever. librarians don’t care and they won’t know if you do it or not

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[stonerparty]

[o-blivia]

[kira-serialfaggot]

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

[everythingfox]

Deer and cherry blossoms in Nara park, Japan

(via)

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[miiilowo]

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

S̵̝̞͆͘T̸̜̕O̷͂͛͜P̸̰̲̎ ̶͙͛T̶̖̲́̀Õ̸̥͉̒Ṷ̷́C̵͙͊͒H̴̪̩̊̕I̸̮̓̚N̸͍͙͗G̵͚͝ ̷̳̔̃H̴͍̉͌I̷̝͐M̷̔ͅ.̴̨̈.

FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

[animentality]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[baskervilleshund]

[benedictsvestcollection]

Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.

[treasuregamble]

decadent hot chocolate

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[depsidase]

[ampervadasz]

[thecatalogues]

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

[its-a-pain-having-a-name]

Shadow flooff